proud2beabuddy

I've just switched to BT, got the hub set up to the main computer no problem and the lightning fast broadband works great. Can't seem to get my wireless adaptor to recognise the home hub though, right pain in the tits. Have tried all their troubleshooting suggestions but no luck. Looks like I'll be making a call to a call centre in Mumbai tomorrow to complain bitterly to someone who won't be able to understand me. Joy!

Wireless broadband. BT and their f**king stupid home hub, works like a dream with sires but try to connect wirelessly and it doesn't seem to work. It feels like I'm bashing my head of a brick wall. Called them for some technical help and was informed by someone on the other side of the world that i'd need to arrange a call back and that it would cost £25. Shower of absolute c***s.

Airport taxi drivers

Companies with call centres in India and the like. How the hell do they think they can provide a service when I can't understand their staff and they can't understand me? F**king pain in the tits.

My bosses. Fucking arseholes. If theres a problem I wish they would just tell me what it is

Some of the folk on the roads today are fucking twats. I had white van man tailgating me on my way into work this morning at the back of 6. Was doing 42/43 mph in a 40 zone, yet he is still less than 6 inches off my back bumper. Eventually he overtook me giving me w****r signs on his way past. Ten minutes later i'm just about to pull into the work car park, but what might be blocking the entrance, yep its white van man from earlier. Couldn't believe my luck. I sat and waited till he returned then got out to speak to him and we had a very constructive conversation about his driving style and why he is a fucking w****r. Get it right up him, he must have been shitting himself as I got an apology

Just had a GRIUY phonecall from my mates who've recently arrived in Gran Canaria Wankers

1. I'm skint, spent an entire weeks wages yesterday 2. My best mates go on holiday tomorrow and I aint going. F***ing work

w****r petrol tanker drivers going on strike and causing folk to panic buy petrol. I was running on fumes and had to wait in a queue for 15 minutes to get to a pump Don't see why they are moaning anyway, they get a pretty good wage for sitting on their arse all day

Just jammed my thumb in a door fucking ouch!

Wish I could afford to! To be honest I'd rather be in work getting paid double time

Off work today but don't know what to do

I slept in today Would have made it in to work just about in time if it wasn't for the fucking tractor I was stuck behind for 3 miles

Fulham FC. What a shower of jammy ba****ds, possibly the most unjustified relegation survival ever.

Money for nothing isn't a bad thing. Although I can understand how you feel, I like to be kept busy at work as it makes the day fly by.

Got an unexpected shower in work today, litres of waste water pissing everywhere but mainly over me I'm just thankful it wasn't the bloody toilets.

Arseholes who are incompetent drivers, theres just so many of them.

There was virtually nothing to do at work today It was so boring, I've realised I actually prefer it when its busy.

Was only joking , i'm not that wound up Still fucking fuming right enough

Sorry, I promise never to drive above 20 mph again. Happy?

60 Mph limit so well within the speed limit Hole was full of water so never saw it until too late - tractor coming in other direction so couldn't swerve.

There was no circle around it. Every road around here is in a right fucking state. Normally I would have swerved/moved to avoid it but there was a tractor on the other side so it wasn't possible. I'm just thankful I managed to keep control of the car, guy that fixed the wheel and tyre even said he was amazed that I never crashed because of the impact the wheel took. First thing on monday mornign I'm phoning up the council to report it and get the necessary claim forms, already got photographic evidence of the damage to the wheel and will go and take a picture of the hole tomorrow.

Smacked a huge pothole today doing just under 50 Mph Bent and buckled the wheel, fucked the tyre and the knocked the tracking way out of alignment. £130 down the pan because the council are fucking arseholes. I'll be putting in a claim first thing Monday morning. Hardly any money left after that so stuck in the house tonight

People who insist on sitting only millimetres from your back bumper. Some arsehole woman was sitting behind me literally no more than an inch away from my bumper. Was doing 55 in a 60 zone and was hardly going to slow her down, plus I had a police car in front of me so no way was I going to be overtaking it. Yet this cow is still sitting right on my bumper and I could see in my mirror shes mouthing allsorts and waving arms about Fucking arsehole, hope she liked the sight of my brakelights

Mates went away on holiday today, but I'm stuck at home because I can't get the time off work