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Feeling really rotten now, the hangover from hell has kicked in.

All trains to central off. Thank you very much First Scotrail you miserable fucking b*****ds.

Thats unusual for something so new. Although saying that theres a guy in my work who bought a brand new Alfa Romeo a few years back and it went on fire after only 500 or so miles.

What kind of car was it? An alfa by any chance?

Managers with crazy ideas that just can't happen. Looks like no xmas piss up this year

Tennent's Lager. It really is fucking awful.

Ouch! That sounds costly. My mate wrecked his i-phone at the weekend by dropping it into a glass of whisky and then proceeding to knock the glass of whisky onto the floor

Drink drivers/ joyriders. Narrowly escaped getting smashed into by some lunatic when I was out just there. I had just turned off the slip road from the bypass and was sitting at the next set of traffic lights when some lunatic comes screaming up the slip road at 60 mph plus. He then attempted to take a near 90 degree corner and smacked a traffic light post head on, sending the car spinning more than 5 times. The person behind was calling the police so I drove on, but moments later the car that crashed was side by side trying to overtake me Unbelieveable how you could crash at that speed and just drive on. A few minutes later when I back past where it happened I had a word with a policeman holding the p***k's front bumper complete with registration plate, all he said was "we have a good idea, we'll go pick him up later" Hope the p***k gets the jail as a split second earlier and he could have killed someone.

Folk who have fast cars and don't even drive at a reasonable speed. If you are going to do 30 in a 60, why the f**k buy a Focus ST? Also, lorries who sit in the bloody fast lane then start going mental when virtually everything else on the road undertakes them, Twats.

I wouldn't be too sure. My mate got smacked into by some silly bitch 7 months ago, he was told by the insurance to pay the excess and he would have it back within 40 days or something like that. Seven months on he still hasn't got it back (£750) despite the accident being no fault of his own. His insurance company have now told him if he wants it back then he'll have to take the other insurers to court as they won't deal with it anymore.

Got work in an hour Doesn't help that I'm hungover and my back is absolutely fecked to the extent it is agony to sit up straight. Grim

Fucking neds! Apparently shooting at folk in cars with a paintbull gun is "a laugh". Doubt they'd be laughing if I a put a brick through the windscreen of their shitey wee N- reg Corsa which obviously belonged to his maw. It aint funny at all, its just plain dangerous.

Its fucking ridiculous what they've done in Paisley with those lights and the ones on the one way system. I sat at the ones at the bottom of love street the other night for 5 minutes. This was 11pm on the way home from work and I didn't see a single other car around. They're all phased wrong aswell so one set will go green and you won't be able to move because traffic is backed up and the set in front are at red Driving in Paisley has always been shite, its just hell now.

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People who drive with their fog lights on when its dark. Fog lights are for when its foggy, not when its dark. They are also for a purpose, not just to look good! Also people who keep their lights on full beam when theres traffic coming towards them. They are either plain stupid or just fucking selfish.

Feeling like shit and due in work in less than an hour I just hope its an easy shift

Leaving things to the last minute I fucking hate writing reports!

The Inland Revenue or whatever they call themselves these days. They are a shower of incompetent fuckwits. They recieved my P46 on the 24th August. It turns out that my employer (also a shower of incompetent fuckwits) didn't fill in the bit about their details, they just sent it as I handed it to them. Now its clearly marked "to be filled in by the employer" - how hard is that to comprehend? Well today the form was returned to me attatched to a letter dated 28th October asking me to get my employer to fill in their part Thats right, it took them over two months to realise that the form wasn't filled in properly. Now, as a result of the two fuckups I bet I'll get shafted for 3 months worth of tax next month which is all I need with it being my last pay before christmas. I'm gonna go fucking mental on Monday.

Policy was rather confusing, can't quite work out exactly whats covered. But there is a bit about excesses, so if they will cover it I'll pay either £25 or £100 excess.

The weather! My bedroom window is leaking - easy sorted out with some silicone sealant but need to wait till its dry to do that. Worst thing is in the other bedroom, water is pishing down the wall at a rather alarming rate soaking the carpet and ruining the walls and carpet. Anyone know if the insurance company will stump up to sort this out?

It would be a right shite tip of a car though. Planning on getting a new car next year at some point anyway.

Car failed its MOT £550 worth of work needed. Robbing b*****ds

Car is currently in for its service and MOT meaning I'm stuck in the house most of the day. Just hope to f**k it doesn't need much done and that they don't notice the very slight chip in the windscreen.

I've spent more than two thirds of my wages in less than a week Doesn't look good for the rest of the month, car needs MOT and no doubt something will be up. I've also been using a ridiculous amount of petrol lately. The joys of owning a car! Rather have the car than the money though otherwise I'd end up like all the folk who couldn't get home due to the rail strike

I could not handle that at all. I would much rather go out with my mates on a Friday. Particularly wanted to go out tonight so I asked to swap my backshift for an early, boss said no. So I put in to take it as a holiday but the knob end knocked it back. We were too busy apaprently, so thats why I spent the last 3 hours of my shift reading the papers ??? Never enough work for 2 men never mind 5