Gibby82

I do mate. I know Twitter is character limited but that tweet from United could have elaborated a bit - no mention of Groucho’s, where he sold United stuff too. He was a well known face around Dundee and Scotland, not just Tannadice.

Terrible news, top man. RIP Breeks.

Won’t be slashed. Think you’d get more tickets with the Jerry Kerry and Fair Play?

True, he was pretty good in the play-offs, shows some nice touches and can pass well, but he also could have been sent off in the home leg against St Mirren after some wild tackles, and the same again last night. I’d rather we avoid square pegs this season.

Smith was good, finally found a right back. Young Banks looks a player. Shankland looks like the first proper goalscorer we’ve had since, Billy Dodds? Unfortunately Bouhenna looks like a centre half playing in midfield, and Connolly continues to give me the fear. Too early to judge Sporle but, jeez, some debut. Hearts are significantly better than any team we’ll play in the Championship, but hopefully Neilson sees there’s a bit more work to done.

Where you hearing these rumours, chief?

1. Celtic 2. Rangers 3. Aberdeen 4. Kilmarnock 5. Hibs 6. Hearts 7. St Johnstone 8. Motherwell 9. St Mirren 10. Ross County 11. Hamilton 12. Livingston

Sweet Jesus of Nazareth.

That new strip is almost erotic. Emmanuelle 2 (Directors Cut) in replica kit form. Now give me a Jackson Pollock paint splash away kit.

1. United 2. ICT 3. Thistle 4. Dundee 5. Dunfermline 6. Ayr 7. Arbroath 8. QOTS 9. Morton 10. Alloa

I haven’t lived there for about 15 years but perfectly fine I imagine.

Awful comment from a failed councillor and supercilious old goat.

Neilson will get emptied in the summer, whether we go up or not.

Chinese probe Chang'e 4 becomes the first human-made object to land on the far side of the Moon.

No but apparently Lee McCulloch is joining us. No surrender.

Big Jig incoming. Boycott must be over.

Jimmy G confirmed until the end of the season

Rugby player then, no wonder he was shite.

It’s cool, we’re only about eight players away from being a decent side.

This can’t be right, Random Guy told us Neilson wouldn’t take it.

Robbie Neilson please. Failing that, let Ellis have a shot.

The Neilson rumour has been kicking about for a while. Apparently Southern was sounding him out at one point. Though Southern had some input into Laszlo’s appointment so by all accounts so get him in the fucking sea, too.

f**k sake. Barely on here these days and Norman Bates is still harping on about me and Danger, and again making bets with strangers on the internet about resigning from a fucking message board. Must be the fourth alias he’s on now. Absolute minter of a boy.

Beginning to fear that Csaba Laszlo and Non Deluded Dee are the same person.