The Master

Brilliant clearance off the line from Andy Robertson.

It was great being able to sit back and enjoy Ross County turning over Rangers, knowing we can’t be drawn into the play-off dogfight.

Isn’t refusing to shake hands with the opposition manager “unprofessional”?

The zombies aren’t happy

That is objectively a very funny result.

It’s great that I can sit back and appreciate this now there’s no risk of us being dragged into the play-off.

That “defending”

Oh my

Statement blaming Dundee’s pitch incoming?

Aye, it was your classic “staggered celebration as the news filtered through”.

Oh my

Oh my

McDiarmid is apparently plan B if Dens fails a Tuesday pitch inspection. What if it passes the Tuesday inspection but it rains on Wednesday?

Credit is due that they started with Motherwell v Hibs, then segued straight into Aberdeen v Dundee before any manager interviews or analysis. If things had been a bit more topsy-turvy during the afternoon, I wonder if they would have done a good old fashioned intercut.

I suppose there's something of an irony in the Aberdeen "End VAR" banner perfectly illustrating how different angles can tell a different story in terms of relative positioning of objects.

Nope, that season didn’t happen…

When did we last go a season unbeaten against Aberdeen?

So alls well that ends well, then.

Where’s your fixture chaos and delayed split now, Tom? GIRFUY

Holy shit. We dominated the second half and probably deserved to win, but it doesn’t matter now. Hibs Hibsing it. Although it would have been the Dundee way to concede as soon as Motherwell scored. Glad the script went in the bin in the end

Willie Miller also thinks the rules should stipulate a minimum amount clubs should have to spend on their pitch

If we do the job today (big if), I’d like someone to go back and ask Tom English where this so-called chaos is. I’m also not sure why nobody has pointed out that it’s never been a requirement for all MD33 games to kick off at the same time, despite Hibs’ complaints.