The Master

Unconfirmed reports that one of the runners in the 3.45 at Ascot is now sans head. More soon...

I'm facing a bit of a dilemma here. As much as I don't want to see a club going out of business, I find it hard to shed any tears over Livi's current plight after what they did to Dundee 5 years ago. Maybe Earl is right...

My cousin is a plumber. He's only just been saved from immediate redundancy by his firm picking up a contract they didn't expect...because the firm that was about to do it went out of business. He'll still be out of a job before the summer is out, though.

It probably can't cope with the number of people trying to visit it. Either that, or it's just experienced the virtual equivalent of a horse's head in its bed...

And we are all expected to believe these twitterings from a cretin with the intellect of a shoe?

Livi fans could always have a petition. They could ask Dundee United for advice on how to start one.

No, because if players go on strike, hence resulting in a team being unable to fulfil a fixture, said fixture is awarded as a 3-0 victory to the opposition.

Dear Livi players, Please go on strike a week on Saturday. Regards, A Well Wisher.

They won't be players. They'll be "Financial Consultants", or some other made-up pish.

And Dundee aren't allowed to operate at a loss...

Watched Cloverfield tonight at a mate's house. Thought it was brilliant, although I did manage to pre-empt a few things. Still scary, though! 9/10

It wasn't on the Livi site until some time after the announcement was made.

By that logic, our game was on yesterday

Only if it's yours

There's no reason to change a habit. Nun at all.

Well that was mature. At least try and use "arse".

What do you mean? That is good news The blight on our game that is Livingston FC is going down the drain...and it's fantastic.

In this weather, wellies are better for grave dancing.

Says the person from Airdrie

Knowing my luck, Livi will go bust this week or next, now that they've introduced a student gate

Next week, then.

If Livi go bust this week, just replace them with Spartans. I've already got my train tickets to Edinburgh for December 6th

If it happened tomorrow (or any time soon), then I would think two options would be available: 1) Put the 10th-placed team in the play-offs (whilst maintaining an automatic promotion spot) 2) Relegate the 10th-placed team and promote both play-off finalists (as happened with Gretna).

Ah, how I love that word. I missed it when Gretna finally went bust

At home. Great having Sky B)