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£21 on a Stoke, Everton, Hearts treble. I just wish I'd stuck Fulham on that coupon rather than the one with Villa and Falkirk!

Clyde are going down the shitter and we don't have Davie Hutton anymore. b*****d.

I don't know if this should be in here, or the RTBC thread. In an attempt to stop smoking I decided to try and drastically cut down before going off the fags altogether. Since I awoke from my drunken slumber on Sunday afternoon I've had a grand total of 8 fags. I'm usually a 20 a day man, so that's very good going for me. I've not had any today, but I'm starting to get the urge. I have 2 fags left in the packet from Saturday night and I don't know what to do. Have a cheeky one just now then feel guilty about it, or save it for after dinner tonight and feel guilty about it, leaving me with what is hopefully my last fag to do me at some point later in the week. I'll probably end up flipping a coin. I'm horribly indecisive.

Oh well!

I won a few quid on Man United the other night, so I stuck my profit on Barcelona. AT half time I stuck enough money on a draw so that I'd break even if it came through. Also put on Shaktar tonight and I enjoyed that 87th ( or 88th.. whatever ) minute goal. I've not had one of those for quite a while. I stuck the stake and profit from the Shaktar game on Hamburg tonight, along with a single on Hearts. Hopefully I'll be back later, but it's doubtful!

A whopping £13.50 from a Man United win last night.

Chris Gorman - Faith. Absolutely fantastic band. Go listen to them, I don't really know how to describe them, so I'll use a few bands that loosely fit the bill - Jeff Buckley, Martin Grech, Radiohead. www.myspace.com/gormanband

Sorry!

Relegation. Hardly petty, but we don't have a "Nasty things that get right up your c**t" thread.

My phone went to the big network in the sky today. I only had it a year as well. The one before that I had for nearly 4, so it's a sad, sad day in the Toma household.

I can't take Cody Rhodes as a threat at all. He looks like an overgrown wee boy in a pair of pants. He REALLY needs to start working on his legs, my arms are thicker, for f**k sake. At least wear kneepads, you won't look as silly!

Well, that Randy Orton promo has pretty much made it clear a Batista turn is on the cards tonight.

Like me up holmes! I have a really high quality stream on Justin, but it keeps cutting off, which is a shame. Oooh, check her!

This has to be a winner. Although we must have pictures!

I'm telling you, If Edge beats Cena tonight only for Punk to come out and cash in, I will go ballistic. Give Edge a decent run.... please?

That is absolutely fantastic!

See! See! My brain seems to have fucked off over the last few days. I might have to get someone in to proof read my posts from now on.

Tag rope. As far as I'm aware you need to be holding onto the rope as you're tagged for it to be legal. I could be wrong though. I also thought that disappeared a few years ago.

I've been looking through some thread and I've noticed that a lot of posts by myself are littered by grammatical errors. That really annoys me.

f**k! How did I miss this? When did the tickets go on sale/do you think there will still be any left?

Such a lovely image!

I have a cheeky little hangover and I have to be in the studio in 10 minutes. Booo.

Went out to buy shoes, trousers and a shirt for a christening on Sunday. "Size 13? Nae chance!" was the general reply as i shopped for shoes. I eventually found myself a large pair of size 12's that don't hurt me too much. Still need to find myself trousers and a shirt, but I'll do that another day. I tried on a pair of 36's in Topman.. They didn't fit. I've somehow managed to put on weight while watching my diet and exercising semi regularly. Of course, I'll just blame it on the "skinny fit" trousers, even though I tried regular fit. The should have Fat Fit trousers. They'd be lovely.

An Edge win at Backlash, perhaps? If they do go with that, it will be annoying. Why bother having him lose the belt in the first place? His title reigns don't seem to last long at all. Granted, I had a while out of wrestling, but as far as I'm aware all his title reigns last around a month. How many is he at now, 8? As much as I love Edge, he's not an 8 time champion.

Frankie Boyle's stand up routine on Live At The Apollo, mainly because it wasn't funny. But that wasn't all, his act is all over the place. I don't know if it's because Frankie Boyle fans are idiots, or he's just shite. I like to think it's a mix of the two. I'll give you a wee example "blah blah blah I'm so controversial. Blah blah blah blah....... and then I ate it. So, Barack Obama, eh? He's black....." WHERES THE FUCKING LINK THERE!?!?! I like comedians to at least pretend it's all natural. Obviously it's not, but a good comedian looks as if he's standing on stage talking to no-one in particular, and you just happen to be in front of him, like a natural conversation you might have with a friend. You could be discussing the joys of masturbation, then move on to a chair breaking. "Oh, Jimmy, I was having a chug the other day and my chair broke...." Surely if you're a comedian the first thing you would do it sit down with your routine, work it into a reasonable order, placing subjects that are even slightly related next to each other. Obviously your big finish doesn't really have to be linked up to anything, but it does help. Mr. Boyle will be talking about something as mundane as hoovering one minute, then jump to a joke about a skidmark on a wedding dress. And that's all they are... jokes. There's no funny anecdotes, it's all just "Did you hear about.............But it's okay, it's in the bin now. What about the recession, eh?.................then you shag it." I'm glad I got that off my chest, because It really angered me. I get very easily annoyed late at night, I should try and do something about that.