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The same with David McCarthy at the record. Big Gers fan, used to work with him at the Falkirk Herald.

Ashley securing Ibrox as part of an upcoming loan? But who has the deeds? Could get messy...(Reaches for popcorn)

The virgin club who spawned a beast...

The rangers fans do this in reverse. Have the piss-up first, smash up a city then get fined/jailed. It's The Rangers Way don't you know.

I think they are following timescales similar to the old club. Hearing breaking news on my birthday again will be just fine. Question is, will it be admin. or straight to liquidation? Roll on the 13th

Paul Lambert is on a shoogly peg at Villa...Ashley to take on Lambert as boss at Ibrokes....you heard it here first!

Think it will be by helicopter - youse can have a 'hellicopter sportsdirectday' for the occasion.

Watching the game on bt at Newcastle and you can't help but notice the large SPORTSDIRECT signs emblazoned on the top of the stands. They are even in blue and red which is a bonus. Wonder when Mike will have them put up at ibrox? :-)

Birds don't get electrocuted landing on electricity lines as they land on them with both feet at the same time.

Your best bet is probably Lauries in Laurieston. Camelon (Ochiltree) near the wheel is a long way from the ground. 6 miles perhaps and add in traffic on a Saturday afternoon through town. A good few bars near the motorway junction as well on the east side of the ground.

Deserting rats by the looks of it

Can't think of a better place for the remnants of the club. Can we rename the thread with a rat-infested pseudonym or shall we wait for Sevco to be flushed down the sh*thole?

There can only be only one BRALT, however I propose we set up a faction group to fight the abomination the thread has become. I propose the Sons of BRALT.

So basically you're all admitting you were living a lie under Murray. That's good to know.

On sky sports news there - the hero has aged about 20 years and looks like Gareth from "The Office"

Das Boot - he won't make it past the SECC...

Quality

Wee Bangladeshi boy goes home puzzled at stitching 5 stars on the top. "What have they won?" he asks himself "The boay in the Real Madrid section is always adding stars when they win big trophies"

Got to the directors and advisors and there are more resignations than currant (i know) members. A club in tumult right enough.

Thankyou two year tedi - I read the headline and it just popped into my head. Bluuuu moooon....

Blue moon... You're only two years old, You're only two years old, You're only two years old Now try keep that out your head for the rest of the day...beautiful isn' t it? :-)

Beautiful, isn't it?...............Goooooooooooooooooooooood

So Real Madrid have won their tenth European Cup, but yet fail to display any stars on their jerseys. All other teams in Europe display a star above their crest for each success in winning the premier prize in Europe. I'm perplexed to why The Rangers choose to show five stars above their new crest. Can any bears enlighten me why this is the case?

You 'forget' - how apt. Now, Craig doesn't need to have anything to do with Scottish football, but he can still own the land and premises that occupy your stadia.....Is my logic getting through or are you still in denial?

I'd be more worried as to where the deeds are for your fabled land - are they in monaco perchance?