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A ball boy is on his way to sportsdirect at this very moment - all in a good cause..

Zombies the lot of them....currants currently skating on thin ice.

They should get some flare throwing fans similar to the one who vandalised our pitch at Westfield. That should clear the snow.

Can they not afford to turn the undersoil heating on? 5-star stadium? Bollocks!

Mon dieu! Plus ce chance! We are all Charlie!

All those red white and blue French national flags in Paris at the moment makes it look like a bit of a h*nfest. Just saw the banner "Je suis Charlie" Indeed.

Die another day...;-)

Old Rangers fan in local says the Albion car park had been sold for £6m. Any truth in this? Aniother piece of the property jigsaw sold off and falls away?

The same with David McCarthy at the record. Big Gers fan, used to work with him at the Falkirk Herald.

Ashley securing Ibrox as part of an upcoming loan? But who has the deeds? Could get messy...(Reaches for popcorn)

The virgin club who spawned a beast...

The rangers fans do this in reverse. Have the piss-up first, smash up a city then get fined/jailed. It's The Rangers Way don't you know.

I think they are following timescales similar to the old club. Hearing breaking news on my birthday again will be just fine. Question is, will it be admin. or straight to liquidation? Roll on the 13th

Paul Lambert is on a shoogly peg at Villa...Ashley to take on Lambert as boss at Ibrokes....you heard it here first!

Think it will be by helicopter - youse can have a 'hellicopter sportsdirectday' for the occasion.

Watching the game on bt at Newcastle and you can't help but notice the large SPORTSDIRECT signs emblazoned on the top of the stands. They are even in blue and red which is a bonus. Wonder when Mike will have them put up at ibrox? :-)

Birds don't get electrocuted landing on electricity lines as they land on them with both feet at the same time.

Your best bet is probably Lauries in Laurieston. Camelon (Ochiltree) near the wheel is a long way from the ground. 6 miles perhaps and add in traffic on a Saturday afternoon through town. A good few bars near the motorway junction as well on the east side of the ground.

Deserting rats by the looks of it

Can't think of a better place for the remnants of the club. Can we rename the thread with a rat-infested pseudonym or shall we wait for Sevco to be flushed down the sh*thole?

There can only be only one BRALT, however I propose we set up a faction group to fight the abomination the thread has become. I propose the Sons of BRALT.

So basically you're all admitting you were living a lie under Murray. That's good to know.

On sky sports news there - the hero has aged about 20 years and looks like Gareth from "The Office"

Das Boot - he won't make it past the SECC...

Quality