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    What Are You Listening To?

    in The Music Forum

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    That's where the joy of laminate flooring comes in, you and Al Green break in to my house for some carpet stealing and you're going to be thoroughly disappointed. Sure there's a rug available, but you can't steal that, it really ties the room together maaaan, and you'd better not piss on it, cause if you do I'll be forced to get in tow with my old bowling buddy John Goodman and wreak all sorts of hell. Steve Buscemi will end up dead, some mental Germans with a ferret - a fuckin' ferret - will watch me having a bath, I'll have to have sex with Julianne Moore - and no one wants that, least of all Moore - all the while everyone'll have to call me 'The Dude'. Are you ready for that? Eh? Eh? I'll not judge you if you're not, few are, even mad Dundonian c***s and Al Green...

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    The Dude abides....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsK7hyEuFI&feature=related

    I also dig this crazy son of a gun...

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    Forever associated with this piece of comedy gold:

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    What Are You Listening To?

    in The Music Forum

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    Al Green - So Tired of Being Alone (Live on Soul School)

    If you don't feel this song, if you don't feel this awesome live version of this song, then check your pulse because you might not be alive, my friend. Check that you've locked your windows and doors too, because I'm in the kind of mood where I might phone Al Green and suggest we break into your house and steal your carpet just to f**k with your head a wee bit. Can you imagine? You wake up and find your window wide open, your floorboards exposed and Al Green and some Dundonian c**t sitting astride your rolled up carpet on the pavement outside your house as if it were a banana boat bobbing merrily in the Med off the coast of some tourist hell hole. I fucking dare you not to like this song, punk.

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    What Are You Listening To?

    in The Music Forum

    Posted · Edited by dundeebarry

    ^^^^Top choice there, LotW

    Detroit classics from different eras.....

    Underground Resistance - The Final Frontier

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MTM4p0Hx0o&list=PLB1444F23E4CAD6D6&index=49

    You can employ a bit of two-browser YouTube "mixing" and blend this in for the last minute of the UR track with surprisingly good results!

    The Temptations - Papa was a Rolling Stone

    f**k yeah! biggrin.gif

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    Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...

    in The General Nonsense Forum

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    My next door neighbours left their dog in last night and the fucking thing howled and whined all night. Absolutel c***s. I've left a note on their door, assuming f*ck all will happen about it.,

    Next time this happens you have to act, Chris. Stick a small remote control toy vehicle through the neighbour's letterbox. The dog will come to see what's going on. Activate any garish light and and sound functions the toy may have and shepherd the canine to the room furthest away from your own living room (the neighbouring flat is likely to have the same floor plan as your own place, so with a bit of mental apptitute this shouldn't be too difficult) where it will sit and look at the toy with a perplexed look on its face, and most importantly, a significant reduction in the noise levels it was achieving previously.

    I'm by no means an expert in the field, and I haven't had cause to execute the move myself, but if my experiments with remote control toys and my ex's dog are anything to go by this is just about crazy enough to work.

    There may be an awkward moment when the neighbour returns home, opens the front door, finds a remote control tank or such like vacating the premises and trundling through the small gap you've left in your own door. If they have the audacity to chap you up to ask what the hell is going on, answer in a crash helmet and a cape you've fashioned from a bedsheet.

    ICTChris 1 - 0 The Neighbours

    If you're not a dog lover, a couple of sausages laced with some form of poison instead of a remote control toy will do the same job.

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