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^^^ verge of tears.
Yas!
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Where's my invite?
:angry: It's an open house, mate, just fire on in and get funky.
If you want your name on the balloons and shit you'll need to get cracking with about 500 posts in the next couple of days. It may seem like a lot, but it's not impossible. Off the top of my head, the likes of VT, Swampy, Ad Lib and xbl have probably notched up a couple of hundred in a matter of days before. Granted, most of VT's would've been ^^^-based, but the other lads managed it and maintained a reasonable standard of quality control.
You may be spluttering, "By f**k, but those people are monsters I tell ye!" Maybe they are, man, but that's where the bar has been set. Channel the spirit of the Box Office Poster and let rip.
Good luck, Erin Go Bragh.
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Wee update on the party, folk - buddie06smfc has been in touch to say he also is a mere handful of posts away from reaching 5000, and as such will be joining the festivities. Picked a couple of absolute belters of party tunes too so he did.
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Oh dear: yet another response to a poster you claimed you weren't going to respond to again. You haven't quite grasped that concept have you?
Anyway, it turns out I'm not in the business of taking crap pop psychology lectures from know-nothings still scrambling for relevance. Still, if you have yet another needy comeback mechanism based loosely round a field you don't understand, please file it in the bin, rather than have everyone else do that task in their heads when they read your posts.
As we're pals, VT, you'll be invited to The Philpy & dundeebarry 5000 Post Party Thread, but I'll have to ask you to leave the attitude at the door when you arrive. Your ^^^, seething and Masterchef/American Psycho heads will be looked after until you depart. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
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Every thread Magee posts on descends into nonsense. Not because of Magee himself, but because of the band of weirdos that follow him about taking the piss.
Yes he leaves himself open for some easy piss-taking and yes the attachments can be nippy (no offence), but the people who go round handing out abuse come across as much, much worse.
People constantly moan about him and yet they reply to everything he posts, there's posters who annoy me and I try to ignore them rather than goading them for a reaction. It all just reeks of childish playground bullying and apart from anything else it's tedious as f**k.
I've been wondering what I missed with Magee. He seems like a decent enough chap, yet he gets an awful lot of stick that, to me at least, seems a tad unwarranted. Whatever your thoughts on him may be, he's certainly made a fair old impact on the forums.
I really struggle to understand why people feel the need to bring up how many posts people have made. Im sorry, but that's just fuckin silly.
I don't pay much attention to post count either, Philpy, but I just noticed you and I are sitting more or less the same on the approach to the 5000 mark. We should have a joint 5000 party or something. Maybe open a thread, post a few party tune videos from YouTube, invite our forum pals in for drinks and nibbles, play Musical Chairs and such like. Or we can just let it pass on by without mention, whatever.
PM me your favoured party tunes and I'll get them ready to be embedded.
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Who say's wrestling is fixed?
Cynics, spoilsports and the kind of people who claimed they saw the 'man behind the curtain' revelation in The Wizard of Oz coming. Nae c**t saw that coming, Sammy, it was a heavy and most unexpected twist in the tale. Between that dramatic plot turn, the yet-to-be-bettered midget choreography and the unspeakable terror that is a squadron of winged fucking monkeys coming over the horizon, it remains one of the greatest moments in cinematic history.
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For some reason this doesn't strike me as sexual.
Just think someone's about to get powerbombed.
Tacheman's just out of camera shot standing on a hastily erected top turnbuckle, naked, with a hastily erected penis. Once the boy slams the lassie to the floor she'll be penetrated from a great height and impregnated by the three count. Tacheman's entrance music - 2LiveCrew's 'Face Down, Ass Up' - comes back on and he swaggers off to the bar for a well deserved pint of whatever's cheap.
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Pish in her ear???
Fucks wrong wi you man?
Sorry, chief, it seems I misread your post there.
My point still stands though. Oh lordy, how my point still stands. While there's every chance jm1 might be right, these are shameful scenes, Knightswood. Shameful scenes.
May Tommy Coyne have mercy on our souls.
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word it like- a picture of you has been put up on pie and bovril and there is a bunch of perverts drooling over it. I like them would love to pull your breeks doon and fire the boaby right up you. so hows about it hen.
this probably wont work. it never does
Delete that post before you link the lassie up to this thread. You too, Knightswood, you vile f**k. I won't claim to know that much about women, but they definitely don't like Rangers fans pissing in their lug or being called "hen". The ones that do are generally more bother than they're worth.
Mysterious creatures, woman.
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Tell her. Tell her that, along with her glorious friends, she's a beacon of angelic light in an otherwise dark, dark place filled with horror, pain and a moustachioed folk hero whom they should flee from should he come within a half mile radius. Tell her we're glad to be alive quite simply because her and her wonderful, Mrs Claus-clad pals walk the same earth we do. Tell her we said "Hiya!"
I'm serious about The Tacheman here. That man would ruin them, and not in a nice way. Just looking at photos of him might be risky. His powers should not be underestimated.
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Nice one, shelldon.
You too Bobby Skidmarks
Tacheman has his own meme. Brilliant. Braw thread!
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We need a John Wayne type forum member to come sort this Davey c**t out. That Ross County Sherriff boy might have to be the one to do it. He sounds hard as f**k! Someone give him a shout, please.
We're fine, I think xbl did the job. He arrived, declared things not to be to his particular taste, everyone stood around nodding quietly and looking out the nearest window for a minute then shuffled off out of there.
Anyway, tea time.
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Aye speaking in toungues speaking does Davey.
LOOK AT MY LIPS!
LOOK AT THEM!
I'm fucking looking! Jesus Christ, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Can everyone else hear The Doors playing The End, or is that just in my house?
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I'm trying to work out which is less funny. The crap alias, or Dundee Barry's attempts at humour. Sigh.
There's xbl! I see you, pal. Away outside and have a play just now, I'll shout when your tea's ready.
(It'll be fucking salad you fat c**t
)I know where you live Barry, you should welcome your new Snow White overlords.
May Div have mercy on our souls.
I got in that escape pod, I had the girls with me, and I had to go and see what was happening on the 'Who's Going Where?' thread in the 1st Division Forum. Fucking typical.
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That's me teaching my mate Kate teaching her how to play the air violin.
It's speaking in tongues!
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Carnage. Utter, Snow White-related carnage. Apocalyptic scenes.
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Don't post fucking MORE photos of it you mental c**t!
This is the end, people! I love you all! Apart from that Ross County boy "Tyler", I felt he had a bit of a bad attitude. He was still being a dick when they won the league! What's up with that?
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I never use red dots and now I'm all out? I thought I had hundreds stockpiled!!
Kill it!!
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Had to register as that photo is of me I don't norms look like that!
The names Davey, hold on I'll go take a photo in my normal gear chinos
Something funny mate?
Get the Mods in here pronto. We have an emergency situation here.
THE SNOW WHITE COMETH. IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GET THIS....THIS DAVEY....BANNED TO f**k.
DON'T LOOK IT IN THE EYES! THE END TIMES ARE UPON US. LAST ONE OUT SAVE THE JESSICA NIGRI THREAD IN THE NSFW FORUM.
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By the way, where's Tacheman? Has he been spotted of late? Only he can save us from Snow White. If anyone has a Tache Signal, now might be a good time to switch the bugger on.
Help us Tacheman, you're our only hope.
(I'll record a hologram message of me saying that last bit, save it in the next droid I stumble across and get them in an evacuation pod too. Their one can be launched at Glasgow, and that fucked up club Tacheman frequents).
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This one?
Gotta love those Edinburgh Christmas girls. I love this photo. Girls are fucking brilliant. Those girls, are fucking brilliant.
3rd from the left is just stunning. 4th from the left is clearly SAUCY AS f**k. Oh yes she is! 2nd from the right I would get my best mate to go up to and say, "Hear! My pal fancies you. Good, eh?" She'd look over and I'd be standing waving the "Hiya!" wave (that slightly-too-enthusiastic, high-speed windshield wiper one) and looking all lovestruck and slightly doolally. She'd send over one of her mates to say she fancied me too and I'd be pure YAAAAAS! and then f**k off for a game of manhunt with the guys who hing aboot the next closie down from me..
She's the best aine!
Nothing's beating that, man. Try your worst, world! That lassie's so ridiculously bonnie it's like sunshine for the soul. Ring-a-ding-ding, bless those Edinburgh Christmas girls.
Braw! Right, what else do we have....
Fucking whit?. Deal with that aine, Gandalf! Someone's gonna have to deal with that because it's going to f**k things up pretty badly if it's unleashed on polite society. I backed away from my fucking screen there!
That one's plumbed the depths. It's gone so low, with such velocity, that some kind of dark and unspeakably awful realm has been cracked open. Black smoke and a hissing sound like....some sort of really unpleasant snake, I suppose....came pouring out the chasm, ushering the arrival of Hell.
And then that wee boy on the left came wandering out apparently looking for fucking theatre work. Snow White, mate? Snow fucking White? Come on to f**k. Get the f**k out of here you wee b*****d. Get that c**t banished to the pit from whence it came. You can't have him and Davie Dodds walking the earth at the same time! The poles will shift and knock the planet off its axis! We're at cataclysmic levels of f**k-ugly here, people. This is a fucking disaster. This Cathouse place needs fucking torched, and the ashes launched into space. It's a portal to a place that....him, thing.....represents. Get it away to f**k.
Snow White! The boy's dressed as Snow White. f**k. That's fucking with me something awful, I can't process it.
Get me to an evacuation pod with my Edinburgh Christmas girl. Maybe the saucy one tae. If this is how it's going to be, and if there are seven dwarves yet to come, I'm out of here.
That photo wins the thread, by the way. Never getting topped. Horrific barely even scratches the surface.
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Ah, your alibis are all watertight. Farewell. Orrr, you could just use Paint
As Jocky would say "that MS Paint program is top o' the teckle!"Paint, eh? Good shout. I've never blanked anything out before so I was unaware of any methods of doing so. Now that I know I'll probably go to town giving the ex Nazi tattoos, a moustache, mutton chops and a hat that clearly doesn't suit her. That'll learn 'er.
We'll reconvene here at some point tomorrow, the_bully_wee. Rest well.
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Black their faces out and get it posted then ya big wuss!
I don't have PhotoShop or similar editing facilities, man. Plus I'm on the phone at the mo.
My excuses are solid enough, but I'll see if I can rustle it up tomorrow or something. If it makes even one clubber think twice about not punching club photographers on sight it will have been worth it.
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Absolute coward.
Fair comment, chief, but the bad one also features some old friends and an ex who probably wouldn't appreciate me encouraging folk on a popular website to take the piss out them when they were caught buckled quite a few years back. Had it only been myself featuring I would pop it up for a chuckle.
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Fucking yas.
I feel a bit like Mr Myagi here. Mind that bit when Daniel San lays that Cobra Kai c**t the f**k out with the utterly ridiculous yet pretty damn effective if an opponent is daft enough to walk right into it move that is the Crane Kick? Myagi doesn't celebrate per se, but he gives his young apprentice/general dogsbody a firm, tight-lipped nod of approval that suggested he was both proud and already considering how to best sucker the boy into grouting the bathroom tiles.
I just did that to you, Erin Go Bragh.