dundeebarry
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Wid x 7. Then I saw it.
It looks like she's either been drinking coffee liqueur or eating mushroom soup. I've never seen spew that colour before.
It's a brilliant photo, capturing a moment perfectly. I'd love to see a photo taken three seconds later from that one. The reaction of everyone else at the table would be exquisite. If Tacheman drifted into view behind the ill lassie it would be the best photo on this thread.
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I'm think of going to Uni next year for the first time at the grand age of 29
Decided I don't want to spend my life working in what is now a dead end job for me with no real future prospects, also I was in a serious accident last year that's made me think more about my future
I'm filling in my application form, and to be honest, I'm shitting it.
As others have already said, go for it. It is a wee bit scary, but then the best things often are. I was in my twenties before I went (for the same reasons as you're thinking about it) and it's one of the best things I ever did. The school leavers who are there for a f**k about and little else are annoying, but you get used to it. I didn't partake in the same social life many had but I was cool with that. I treated it like a job, was reasonably dedicated to my studies and got an honours degree out of it. I then caught a lucky break and had a great job earning more than double what I had been pre-university withing six months of graduating.
Dae it! And good luck to you.
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May need to contemplate going to Tesco and buying a cheap Bic and hacking away at it.
Cheap Bics are good for f**k all, Gaz. I'm getting a shaving rash just thinking about that.
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I haven't started finalizing yet, will give it this week for any more submissions, so feel free to change your list in the meantime! I'm keeping a tally on a spreadsheet so changing it is easy.
Magic, thanks! Will get it to you this afternoon.
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Just realised I've made a total c**t of my list by somehow forgetting the album that would have been my #2.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
Colin, have you started tallying up the totals yet? If not, can I submit a revised list? Apologies, I'm a pure donkey.
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I don't even know who's a good DJ any more. Ben UFO tends to float my boat.
I'm much the same. Optimo were my last real favourites. Twitch is a fantastic DJ.
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You're right about the top 100 DJs poll thing. It's a complete farce. A lot of DJs actually said if they appeared in that list they'd change their sound.
As far for the top 100 DJs list, it's a complete farce. Quite a few DJs said if they ended up on that list they'd completely change their sound to get off it again.
Is there an echo in your head?
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Old Tiesto wasn't that bad was he?
Perhaps he wasn't that bad, he just wasn't that good. I'm absolutely baffled as to why he became as big as he did.
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^^ This, I don't think I've got an Album released after the year 2000 on my list. Pesky kids!
Mine spanned the mid-'70s to 2010, but the majority came from the '90s.
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Tiesto
After browsing the 'Dance Songs' thread earlier I ended up linked to DJ Mag's Top 100 DJ poll results. I haven't paid much attention to such things in the past few years but it's amazing how all these Euro trance-chancers have come to prominence.
[moaning old clubber] The times have truly changed when Armin Van fucking Burrin of all people is regarded as the number one DJ in the world by people who vote in these polls. That c**t's not fit to carry a former poll winner like Sasha's record bag. You kids don't know you're born, back in the day, etc etc [\moaning old clubber].
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WTF is going on with her eyebrows? Clown school candidate.
If I pulled her and spent the night with her I'd find it hard not to wait till she fell asleep, take a Biro and draw a wee man on a motorbike performing a daredevil stunt off one of those eyebrow ramps. I'd probably add a wee speech bubble that allowed the wee man to declare "YAAAAASSSSS!" or something equally indicative of his exhilaration. Then I'd put the pen down and play with her boobs as she slept.
Hello, ladies.
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That's my top 10 sent.
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sports coach based adultery
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Down to 27 and it's all gone a bit tricky.
I'll get a submission in for this during the course of the week.
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Fucking raging he missed out on the sub-crawl
I would've liked to have been there for sure, and I was a bit gutted come Saturday night when I was doing f**k all and epic scenes were taking place on the crawl. Making tentative plans to go then deciding against it feels like having a winning coupon denied by a result you changed your mind about at the last minute.
Had Tacheman been found and photographed with the group I'd have made the call to Div asking him to delete my account and end my misery by now. There's simply no way of recovering from missing out on something of that magnitude.
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I'm not so sure. Peace loving neutrals like myself would no doubt calm shit down. Then again maybe not. I'm a good vibes guy.
I apologise for tarring all Edinburgh folk, and indeed all Hearts/Hibs fans, with the same brush there, that was ill-judged.
Edinburgh's a beautiful city and has a huge range of boozing options. Big groups roaming around on the piss are plentiful though. They're par for the course in Auld Reekie.
In Dundee, however, the Bus Crawlers will be a genuine anomaly, adventurers who dared to dream. There are no hen or stag parties in our city, ever, at any point in its history. No one moves in groups of that size or purpose whilst socializing. Explaining what we're up to as we move around will blow Dundonian minds. Nae c**t has ever thought of this before. c***s pub crawl the Perth Road and Ferry, but doing a set route around the whole city via bus? This is pioneering stuff.
People go into this as some c**t fae a football forum and come out the other side someone who was a member of a group who changed how this city gets drunk as f**k forever. They'll make the local press ("MARAUDING DRUNKS ESTABLISH DRINKING CIRCUIT, FAIL IN ATTEMPT TO RELAUNCH DISCOVERY"). P&B will be awash with posters claiming to have been there when in fact there was only 15 of us and anyone who believed in what we' were doing enough to join us along the way.
This will probably be the event that sees Dundee become widely regarded as better than Aberdeen. Those oil-drillin' fuckers will be apoplectic about that. It's been coming, and they should've been emotionally prepared, but they will be genuinely outraged about this. And it won't stop there: once that North Sea oil runs out Aberdeen will be some kind of northern Brechin within a year.
Fit like min? Economically devastated min.
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Not sure this is a good idea
If the locals on here turn out, it will be non stop bickering, followed by a massive fight and/or orgy.
An Edinburgh one wouldn't last more than five drinks before it became a real life version of on here, and that means a bad vibe, multiple fights and probably c***s ending up in the cells for the weekend. If it means the rest of us get a couple of days peace from your shite then I say press on and get it organised.
Shedboy, I'm about to PM you, the brainchild of the Dundee Bus Crawl concept, a communication that will hopefully set the ball rolling toward actually doing this thing.
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Sub crawl vets will be made guests of honour at the Dundee version. I'm talking to you, Smurf, ya big ride.
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Nizzy seems to have done a good job organising the sub crawl. I'll ask him to turn his hand to help sorting out a bus-based Dundee version, and I will provide the local knowledge required to make it work. Shedboy can do the same. There's no established route so some thought will be required here.
Between all the Tayside/Angus teams and P&B students based in town we can probably muster a decent squad for this. It's also much more likely to descend into farce and/or chaos than the sub crawl. The logistical issues are plentiful. Most of them point toward this being a complete shambles from start to finish.
I'm in.
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You being homosexual wouldn't understand the sense of humour of straight heterosexual persons. I'm sure any other hetero's who read my comment would have taken the comment for the
tongue in cheek that it was.Watch yer drinks if you ever meet up with Dundeebarry lads unless you bat for his team. He appears to be a genuine weirdo.
This registered on the That's You Telt Scale about as heavily as a fart might register on the Richter Scale.
QUICK! Someone rush DundeeBarry to the burn unit.
Some people did respond to this call. I was touched by their concern and apologetic that they misunderstood the signal as a genuine emergency. Reassuring to know that they're there though.
Reckon you could organise a Dundee 'bus crawl' version of this. Would be a bit of a mind-f**k pouring out of The Troll on to the 18 to Kirkton with Granny Danger and Derry Dode, but a Day Saver is only £3.20.
Just saying, likes.
I'd be up for it. Organising it would take no more than a post informing anyone who's interested to meet at a bus stop of choice at a set date and time. I use the bus service regularly and consider it to be safe, reliable and often entertaining. Sometimes it even gets a little bit weird...
In the past month or two I've seen three different people get on with a vacuum cleaner and hoist it into the bit down front generally used for shopping bags. They reach their destination, grab it and vanish into the night without anyone asking the questions I feel need answering. People are going places and thinking, f**k it, I'll take the Hoover. I like to spruce up carpets as much as the next man but I fail to envision a time when taking it somewhere on the bus is ever going to be considered. It's fucking odd.
Anyway, may I suggest the 5 is the bus we want to be riding. It goes from Ninewells to the Ferry, passing down the Perth Road and city centre into the Ferry and Barnhill. It directly passes f**k loads of good pubs. Also, the route covers the breadth of Dundee, where Dundee fans live, and passes east of Dobbies into rural Angus, where most United fans live. Handy for dropping folk off once it's finished.
Keep your eyes peeled for the vacuum thing. It is happening. Not the same boy hauling it around like a genuinely mental pet, they were different people and different vacuums. There's no pattern thus far, just...people taking their Hoover on the bus with them. I for one am puzzled.
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One thing that can be guaranteed from that photo, there will never be a rush of pretty women football fans signing up to the Pie Shop Forum hoping to meet a handsome man. What a bunch of ugly b*****ds you lot on here are if that is the best lookers among you. Wee blondie in the middle front though is the only good looker among you. Hmm...she has a kinky look about her, looks as though she has a nice pair of ripe tasty melons under that coat. Congrats to whoever she belongs to for setting himself up with a good woman.
There'll "never be a rush of pretty woman football fans to the Pie Shop Forum" because Neanderthal sexist muppets like you still tread the boards. Some respect for the good lady in question please.
Also, I'd do Nizzy and the boy up the back in the yellow top without a drink on me, and quite a few others after a sub crawl level bevy.
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Erm, read the name of the club again.
Ken what, I was getting a Duran Duran song confused with a Frankie number. Relax, The Reflex, whatever; my point about Nizzy still stands.
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Circle closed at 21.45, all present & correct, apparently now in Reflex!
What an effort!
Top work, like. A full squad still out too! I probably shouldn't be feeling just a wee bit proud of them, but I am.
Assuming a drinking establishment named after a Frankie Goes to Hollywood song can only be a gay bar or club, it would appear Nizzy has taken on the role of group leader. The man does have natural leadership qualities and a penchant for liberal lifestyle choices. I don't doubt he led the charge onto the dance floor either.
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They should try and get in a few nightclub photos for that thread.
That would be brilliant. That thread's been on the go and a good laugh for quite a while now. The appearance of a massively drunk P&B poster, or better still a whole crowd of them in a right nick, would be a bona fide classic P&B moment.
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I was in the pub earlier and enjoyed saying hello to a dog who was in with its owner. I fucking love pub dogs. They're pretty much always couthy as f**k and like the fact you're scratching it in just the right spot behind its ears. It's a mutually beneficial act, I enjoy providing that scratch for a dog who appreciates it.
Spending some time with a pub dog is a simple yet most pleasurable experience IMO. I was enjoying myself anyway, but the pub dog really made me smile.
The one I met tonight was called "Jimmer" by the way. I said to the owner, good name, man. Really good fucking name. I like that a lot.