Black and White Tragic

Good to see Falkingham has found a club, Darlington 1883. Surely he should be playing at a higher level though.

I'm having a McDs now, so nae luck.

Interesting signage passing through Prestwick....

At least he is listed as a player on the club's website. However Kallum Higginbotham is not. I am outraged.

Up early, drive to park and ride, catch a bus to Glasgow, change bus for one to Ayr. McDs or pizza with my laddie, walk to Somerset Park. Pay a fiver a head to get in. See a good game hopefully. Walk to bus stop. Get bus to Glasgow, bus to P&R. Drive home. Hopefully miss X factor pish.

Love is the Bairn is? Little known fact, Yoda was originally from Fife.

If it's the same one, his name was Jeffrey. He was fascinated by number plates and vehicles. He'll be late 40s now. He was a pleasant lad.

Training for her veterinary practical exam?

What was it? Anything good?

Shat it or buy the top? Maybe because they are our derby rivals and didn't want to even be seen buying one? Is there a deal on Falkirk tops at the moment?

Steady with your "lack of veg feeding your kids shaming" there matey. They had strawberries with their ice cream for afters. So that provided their one a day.

Did his mates shat it trying to buy a Rovers top?

Making a Korma this evening I realised I had no rice or Naan bread. Looking through the cupboards I searched for something else to take up the slack. I have created a fusion of Indian and Chinese cuisine, delightfully. I give you Korma fried noodles. I have to say kids cleared their plates, thoroughly recommend. I should do my own cookbook.

Just visited the fridge and am out of double cream. I was looking forward to a celebratory bowl tonight. Need to make do with a quiche I found.

Living like "a beast" gets you an alternative Nobel prize and $10 trillion dollars. Who knew? Man who lived like a badger in a Welsh hole gets spoof Nobel prize http://news.sky.com/story/man-who-lived-like-a-badger-in-a-welsh-hole-gets-spoof-nobel-prize-10589065

That would be nothing like Puffa Puffa Rice. That would just be soggy spit flavoured Rice Krispies.

Most homes still have them.

God I miss Puffa Puffa Rice. Now that was a cereal. I thought I'd been eating it until late primary school but recently read that they'd stopped making it a decade before that. So either I have excellent preschool memory ...or I was eating well out of date stuff? Either way, it was the best cereal, bar none.

It's better than that, the caller has to speak to the machine and announce their self. You can then decide to take it. You can list folk that just get straight through, and if you want you can totally block withhelds so that the phone doesn't even ring! No more kitchens, windows, boilers, solar panels, accident claims, PPI ....or mental exs.

Breakfast, proper eggs with soldiers. That was before Edwina Currie ruined it for a generation.

Try it and then you'll find out what you're missing.

Coco Pops with double cream and then some milk. Lush supper time snack.

Once you get a new place, if you are getting a landline I can thoroughly recommend BT 8600 handsets. They screen your calls like a PA so if she gets hold of your number you needn't take the call.

Getting married will be a mistake, as then she'll exercise ultimate control over you. Man up, and take no pish, leave tomorrow. Write a letter and leave it stuck to the fridge. Be gentle in your wording of the letter replace "you're a fucking psychopath" with calmer language like "I think you have mental issues and need help". Replace "I can't be living with a nut job", with "I genuinely went to bed fearing that I may be awakened to being stabbed multiple times". Avoid any hints of you'll get over this in time as she'll harbour some hope of reconciliation, a very flawed strategy unless you can deal with a stalker. I have a one bed bungalow almost ready for rent at £400/month if you do the deed...

Do you not mean lowlights?