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  1. GordieBoy80

    I've entered to win a Lumia 950 from @MakeUseOf ! https://t.co/MMb0dHN6a6 #giveaway #competition

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Good luck GordieBoy80!

  2. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Neil Doncaster is a John McVeigh is a tit

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I need a list of words on P&B that get changed to something else a.s.a.p

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  3. Waffelz

    RT @yorksport: Jackie McNamara becomes first York City manager to lose opening three games in charge https://t.co/JsCUxdfEZg https://t.co/X…

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      A rat on a sinking ship

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  4. Waffelz

    SO f**k OFF MCNAMARAAAAAAA

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      La rata

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  5. GordieBoy80

    Labour and especially Thomas Docherty can go f**k themselves.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Red Tories.

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  6. Richey Edwards

    Why does love always feel like a battlefield?

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Menses

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  7. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Attn Kerrydalestreet forum members: Number of Celtic fans at the Scottish Cup Final 2015 = 0

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Fans in the stands ma man!

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  8. Richey Edwards

    Happy Thatcher Death Anniversary everyone!

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      http://goo.gl/xCRa9g
  9. ForzaDundee

    Are people just lying when they say there was a good atmosphere at the rugby?

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Maybe they've only been to football matches at the Falkirk Stadium?

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  10. palmy_cammy

    For one night only I'm a Rangers fan #fuckFalkirk could do with one of those "starter pack" pictures so I know what to do

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  11. Gaz

    Gaz

    You buy kebab! Most good!

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Reported.

  12. GordieBoy80

    has been involved in a cracking match between Basel and Liverpool which finished 5-4. #FM15

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      How many hours have you pumped into FM2015 GordieBoy80?

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  13. palmy_cammy

    Labour were less keen to agree about Scottish voters minimal impact on Westminster during the #indyref funny that. Reap what you sow #c***s

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      sum ploi

  14. Johnny van Axeldongen

    Mike Ashley's pissing all over the SFA, and the clowns at Hampden Park are lying on their backs with their mouths open loving every minute of it.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Ha! :-D

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  15. palmy_cammy

    RT @craig_killie: Keith Jackson pretending some guy trawling the web translating other people's work and then selling it is a completely ac…

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Keith Jackson has spent most of his adult life rubbing baby oil onto James Traynor's bawbag.

  16. Casual Bystander

    So Gordon Brown, who fooled the idiots into voting No, is quitting because he can't back up his lies.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      He's an Uncle Tam.

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  17. Casual Bystander

    So Gordon Brown, who fooled the idiots into voting No, is quitting because he can't back up his lies.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Running away like an auld man who shat his pants in public.

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  18. Addie

    Confidemus is gone but not forgotten. A true P&B legend. A hero of the Scottish people.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      That should give his fists some time to heal - he's been battering the f**k out of the #bettertogether clowns for months on end!

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  19. GordieBoy80

    Saw Neil Doncaster behind the wheel of a McGill's bus today. That man will do anything to help Rangers.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Was that the 1690 route?

  20. ForzaDundee

    Anyone remember that time that Rangers died? #BrownBread

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      I remember it well. It was a great day.

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  21. Waffelz

    RT @BBCAlLamont: Rangers chief exec Graham Wallace on £320k pa + 100% bonus. Plus £25k salary increase as Rangers move up leagues. More to …

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Mr. Wallace has earned every penny of that.

  22. SandyInRoyalBlue

    On this day: 1996, Gazza scored a sublime hat-trick against Aberdeen to secure 8 in a row, genius.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      Git fukkin intae im Charles!!!

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  23. Slim Charles

    Why did Steven Naismith cross the road?

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      So he could dive and feign injury.

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  24. Waffelz

    RT @bbcsportsound: Ahmad seeks £750,000 from Rangers: Lawyers for Rangers' former commercial director Imran Ahmad will on Tuesday... http:/…

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      It's a fair price for the work that he did. I don't think many people would begrudge him his bonus money.

  25. KeeperDee

    I write poetry for myself.

    1. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      There once was a man from Dundee,

      who was bursting to go for a pee,

      he stopped at a local school,

      and tried to act cool,

      as he invited some of the primary 5 boys to look at his exposed penis.

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