God almighty.
Are Unleash The Nade, Greggy Wallace and Paulo Sergio involved in some sort of "who can make the biggest tit of themselves" competition?
You're currently in 1st place, well done.
You said he's back.
Back to what exactly?
As I stated, he has not yet played a game since his injury, therefore you can't claim that he's back.
But bash on chief.
I'll be at the game, but i'll buy some tickets anyway.
That way i'll reduce the odds of any neds running out onto the pitch, only to get done in by Casper.