Scotty Tunbridge

The award for best Hamilton poster of 2019 was ridiculously tight with only 4 posters voted for and remarkably we almost had a 3 way tie at the top until the last set of votes. In third place @Im_Rodger Rodger can definitely be a half decent poster when he isn't on the wind up if this was for most improved poster of 2019 he'd be in contention. In second place @accies1874 great matchday contributions but can be a bit too stat heavy. A few fans thought he was a bit of a brown noser as well. In joint first place @Bert Raccoon & @Scotty Tunbridge 2 modern day heroes well deserving of the award, Bert for his love of tennants while most said Tunbridge has the hibees on strings. Well done guys.

Headsgone Hamilton? Headsgone Hearts? Headsgone Hibs? Find out tomorrow.

Apologies, misread my own typing but rest assured this has no impact on the actual podium places unfortunately.

The worst Celtic poster was a much more interesting race than the award for the best one. We even saw a vote for @BawWatchin big team found? Third place: @Flybhoy a double podium for fat daz Second place: @wastecoatwilly a deplorable human being. Complete fantasist. But well beaten by a worthy winner. First place: @Romeo horrendous troll who only enjoys watching his team win 4 leagues games a season. Offers little to no input on the actual football. Old firm threads on here would have about half the number of pages without his shite point-scoring and petty fishing. Grade A c**t.

Celtic's best poster is a slim picking category that is shown by seeing who came third Third place: @Flybhoy picks up third place. The sex pest yer da ex magee poster pipped some stiff competition to undeservedly get a podium place. I suppose fat daz p was partly responsible for Tony's thread so we will always have that and he can actually be ok talking about football sometimes. Second place: @gannonball mostly seen as 'the best of a bad bunch' this poster probably deserves second place and he isn't a complete weapon despite being a sellick fan. First Place: No-one. Thats right P&B unanimously decided that not one Celtic poster was a decent enough person or poster to take the crown. Many replaced their vote with 'nope' 'lol' and 'youve got to be kidding'. Well deserved IMVHO.

Wee boab is not a happy customer. I’m only relaying the votes of others. Sellick results to be posted at half time in the big Barclays game.

Now we have the dregs of the Granite city with the arseholes fighting it out to be called worst Aberdeen poster 2019. In third place we have @Bob Mahelp I can see why he got this he seems a bit dim and a bit raging. In second place we have the aforementioned closet *** @kingjoey as we will see throughout these awards being a closet *** will really count against you here. In first place the run away winner with over a third of the vote we have @afc_blockhead. I honestly haven't noticed him myself but many of the votes said he was prone to a headsgone or called him thick as pig shit or a perma-seething mess. So I'm hoping he comes on to accept his award and I can finally exchange pleasantries with him. Well done blockhead you raging mess.

The Award for best Aberdeen poster 2019 is as follows In joint Third place we have @kingjoey and @Jacksgranda 2 solid posters although I'm pretty sure Joey is a closet *** correct me if I'm wrong. I'm sure Jack will be proud of his granda as well. In second place we have @Dons_1988 a really solid poster I've only noticed around P&B recently myself. Does he have a previous username? Anyway a decent guy knows his football and looks like he likes a wind up. In first place we have the Mushroom supper eating, Green trouser wearing, Shite pun posting one and only @Melanius Mullarkey Previously MozzaMozza. His work as MozzaMozza was horrendous IMO he has improved a lot under his new guise and probably deserves this the general public agreed seeing him scooping over half of the vote. Well done Mozza.

No Dougie Imrie in the top 20 absolute lies Bennett

The votes have been counted. For verification purposes can anyone confirm if @Fraser Fyvie = @Lyle Lanley ?

Results today. 2/3 teams per day. Starting with Aberdeen & Sellick.

If you guys want to get your own back voting is still open until midnight. Kind Regards, Scotty

Cats 1/10 - I went in the hope of a so bad its good showing and didn't think it could live up to how bad the critics said it was but wow it really is that bad. The CGI/Costumes are too distracting for it to hold up as a musical while the story/dialog/characters don't hold up enough for it to be a normal movie. The 'star-studded' cast are mostly terrible bar a couple who try their best with the crock of horse-shit they have to deal with (Ian McKellen and Jason DeRulo surprisingly). James Corden and Rebel Wilson shit all over the screen when they appear with their usual 'I'm so fat' and 'Ow my vagina/balls' comedy. Do not see this movie.

He’d be a millionaire with the amount of people living in that c***s head.

Describing someone as a black guy is racism? Ok then.

Leon McCann to Airdrie permanently. Adedoyin gone and wins most pointless signing of the season this season. Following in the foot steps of Aaron Smith, Lamine Diatta and the black guy we started upfront away to Aberdeen once who I can’t remember.

Hamilton out:- Leon McCann (Airdrie loan made permanent) Korede Adedoyin (Everton Loan terminated)

Jack Bell says f**k the well.

Last day to vote. 8mile & Munoz are shitting themselves while Ali is making a last ditch effort to get some St J votes.

U r mental mate.

Lol what?

Best well poster on the site is a much more open vote than I previously thought. As is the worst one a very interesting team. @Jim McLean's Ghost like an RKO outta no where but for which award

8mile is with out a doubt a *** poster. Wouldn’t have him as the best one though.

Penultimate day to vote...