Whistle Blower

Now thats what I call a hidden talent, you must have a mooth like Cherie Blair.

Delayed hangovers. I stopped drinking at 2 on sunday morning and now the hangover kicks in

This whole Fairpak thing is getting right on my tits.

Agreed 3 teams in the 2nd division have no manager & 1 shouldn't have one after his U-Turn last season

Just nipped out for a bacon roll and the heating now working Fecking pish French fecking motor

Fecking Peugeot's. Now the heater's fecked 1 hour from Ayr to Cumbernauld this morning with nae heating. And the lease still has 11 months left

Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves... Clown(s) on the Raith forum, wanting Terry Christie as our next manager.

You can't do that, you can only put a sticker on a window that will not impare the drivers view. If you illegally park on a hospital site, you will get a sticker on either rear seat window. An Ayr fan complaining about another grounds toilets.

Fecking Doctors and Nurses who cant put the lid on a placenta pack properly.

Aye the feckers got me there too, that got me up to 9 points Should be done to 3 by the time th company car goes back and I have to insure my own.

Fecking Loft ladders, how the f**k are you supposed to install them on your own

I fecking hate folk who will only drive on the outside lane of the M77 from Fenwick all the way up to the land of the weegie, there are two lanes for a fcuking reason. & twats that can workout the new Whitletts roundabout.

I hope you are considering your dad when you make this purchase.

Folk who moan about hte impending cost of Christmas FFS it comes round every year at the same fecking time you dumb fcuk, just learn to budget. I feel much better now

The wife is back at work today, after being off for 4 weeks, so I will have to listen to all the pish gossip about her work mates. Oh Joy

The wife is away to Turnberry for a spa day, massages/facials, and stuff. Me I have to go to Aberdeen to bollock an incompentent who works for us, and who also used to be a Sergeant in the Royal Marines. Not looking forward to this one, glad I have my brown suit on

Undercover Brother Austin Powers type caper, but the hero is a comedy Shaft Fantastic especially the car chase, where he is trying to get away in a 70's pimp-mobile also have Denise Richards looking foxy in a cat suit. 8/10 for sheer comedy value

Deception Point Dan Brown Underhand Political Dealings in the run up to a US presidential Election As good as Angels & Demons & Da Vinci Code