When Jack and Victor are headed into town to celebrate being pals for 60 years and blow Winston off at the bus stop:
"Mind and hold each other's hands in the town now, it's very dangerous! Victor; keep your purse with you at all times and Jack; if ye need the toilet, you've tae say ye need the toilet! But above all, have a good day, ya couple of pansy, poofy, jessie b*****ds!"