CK

Hurray! Thank you Debbie!!

Not one of you has wished me a happy birthday

I can assure you 'Tomas' isn't an alias in the sense that he is another poster posting under that name. He isn't Pompey either.

tomas_glasgow has been banned . Poor show.

Happy birthday David W! Consider my SNS tip the other night your present

I've had my warning level increased to 10% for 'not getting a haircut'

I hope they had somebody looking after their other kids whilst they were at press conferences.

Big In Falkirk. What a complete dive.

I've failed Maths and Physics so far, and Computing, where I got 69/140! Still, it wasn't as bad as the person who got 5/140!

My prelim results have been awful so far

I concur.

This is some intense shit!

Happy Birthday to Raff/Eastfield Clyde/Mon the Clyde/whatever he is calling himself now, and everyone else.

Happy 24th birthday to Romauld Bouadji.

Thank you for your kind comments, friends.

Apparently, the child on board one is there in case of a serious crash, so the rescue crew know there is a kid on board, and act quicker.

Happy Birthday Jonny!

HB, but does this really need to be pinned?

The part at the hotel reception, after meeting the black youth's, where he calls the hotel worker "Vanilla face" and goes on to speak in that manner, and the bit at the elderly Jewish couples B&B. The fact they carried a bear about in the back of their van was also amusing. Nothing else was really funny.

Borat - 4/10 Two funny parts, the rest was utter drivel, including a 5 minute scene with 2 naked men wrestling on bed's and chasing each other with dildo's. That's plain weird.

My young Scot card doesn't say anything on it about not being a proof of age card