Ron Aldo

Between signing Max Johnston then playing him in their reserves and now signing Mika, I'm really not fond of Sturm Graz.

This is a large part of our current problem. We're more likely to get someone on a par with Wilkinson than Biereth. Like others, I don't think Wilkinson was as bad as a lot of our fans made out. However, if he was still here I wouldn't be thinking that with Biereth away at least we still have Wilkinson. Feels like we either push to boat out for KVV or accept we're finishing in the bottom 2.

I assume he's sorted all the human rights issues in Saudi and is now going to sort the drug and prostitution problems in Amsterdam?

Biereth is 20 years old and has played less than 30 games of professional football in his career. Can someone not have a word with Sheffield Wednesday and convince them that Oli Shaw (who has experience of playing in England) is the Motherwell striker they REALLY want.

Jake Hastie. LOL. Probably shows that, from a financial point of view at least, he was right to move to Rangers. He might be shite but at least he's rich and shite.

I'd be happy enough with Halliday. Solid if unspectacular, knows the league and will do a job filling the gap left by Slattery. Let's face it, he's another body to keep Barry Maguire as far away from the first XI as possible. I'd also be more than happy with Main. For all his limitations as a player he'd almost certainly offer more than Obika, Shaw and (possibly) Wilkinson have this season. His goal to make it 3-0 in the Scottish Cup semi final against Aberdeen is also one of my favourite moments supporting Motherwell.

Having now had a bit of time to reflect on the video, it still makes me turn inside out with cringe. However, with it approaching almost 2m views on Twitter alone it's certainly had the desired reach. I'd obviously love it if it prompted some bored millionaire somewhere to chuck a few (hundred thousand) quid our way but I'm still dubious. You don't ask, you don't get I suppose.

Can't add to any of the comments about the video other than to say fucking hell. Honestly, my general apathy towards the club has never been greater.

Did you know he's 2 footed?

In isolation, a point at Easter Road isn't a bad result. However, 1 win in 18 along with that shambolic starting formation and I'm still firmly in the "Kettlewell out" camp.

Normal service resumed.

Wilkinson nowhere to be seen? He must be away.

I once sprinted full pelt to catch a train. I made it as well but the only issue is my backpack didn't and got caught in the doors as they were shutting. I flailed about like an idiot for a few seconds trying to free myself until the driver eventually reopened the doors. To make matters worse the driver then put out an announcement basically calling me a c**t. He was probably right tbf. Anyone else and I'd have laughed like f**k.

Is Kevin and The Bair the strike partnership we never knew we needed?

A welcome win but one that only serves to paper over some very large cracks. Livi are very clearly the worst team in the league this year. Id still be looking to bin Kettlewell but if we didn't do it after some of the shambles we've had to endure the past few months then there's not a chance we'll do it now. He'll get at least January which, given our summer signings, absolutely terrifies me. Still reckon we're a certainty for 11th if he stays in charge.

Livi deserve relegation for allowing Bair to score twice. If Shaw scores they might as well just fold.

Our defence is genuinely atrocious. 2-0 up in a massive game so let's allow the opposition back into it almost instantly. Fucking useless.

We were never expected to win today and, like most, I expect Kettlewell to get until at least the Livi game. However, if we get pumped today (which currently looks likely) does he deserve to go sooner?

Threads involving St Mirren aren't the place for reasoned debate and logic. Let's just all agree that St Mirren should have been given 2 penalties due to the encroachment, they should have won 5-0 and they're clearly the best team Scotland has ever seen.

Can't really complain about a point and a clean sheet away from home but we really need to get a win soon.

Hearts must have been really trying today, eh?

Bye Stuart. And take that midget c**t in goals with you.

Whenever we sign players (specifically midfielders) who look to have a bit of pedigree, it always turns out to be a bit of a disaster. They're either never heard of again or just turn out to be varying degrees of dug meat. Davor seems to be the latest to add to a list that includes Casper Sloth, Christian Ilic, Gael Bigirimana, Jake Taylor and Morgaro Gomis. Even Ali Gorrin took the best part of 6 months before he was ever seen.