Bert Raccoon

April's shaping up to be a fantastic month. Rachel's birthday, Accies in the Ramsden's Cup Final and The Dandy Warhols are playing!

f**k me the Bestival line up is looking good. Adam Ant! Chas and Dave!

Hates when Jeremy Kyle tries to preted he's human by having sick kids on his show.

The final month of my 20s. Don't really know what I want to do for my 30th. Can't be bothered with a party so probably a big night out on the piss.

GTA, Daft Punk, Tennents and Giant Milkybar Buttons.

The Human Centipede 2.

Is Dumfries stuck in the 80s? There's a Queen Of The South dan in the pub with a denim jacket, denim jeans and a perm. If looks like Sid The Sexist.

Well GTA V looks pretty amazing!

The Ultimate Warrior's real name is Jim. Fantastic.

El Classico Grande for Halloween tonight. Cannot wait!

Wow, I just got a txt informing me I'm due over three and a half grand for an accident that never actually happened. Lucky me.

Sportsman's dinner tonight. Always a good laugh.

Pretty sure I only added three pictures and not nineteen. Facebook's bein a fanny.