TheDoctor

kinky

Anyway for Master, I reply with... Mistress

Fuckin....BOOOOO!!!!!

Someone from Airdrie calling the new towns depressing I'll give you the roundabouts though. They are a pain in the onions

lord

Like what? A history of rioting and ongoing police chases? What landmark or attraction does Wishaw possess that would persuade an outsider or a culture vulture to visit? And, apart from John Higgins, name some famous Whishay people? And conversely, anyone I have ever met from Wishaw, including a girl I work with, can't wait to leave the place, which speaks volumes for me

Compared to Wishaw, the culture capital of the world, I suppose

F*** off, you. Only a Whishay wally would spell East Kilbride as one word. IT'S TWO WORDS

Out

gun

Lanark, for me, is the biggest shitehole known to man. It's well out of the way for a Lanarkshire town, the architecture wouldn't look out of place in Victorian times, don't even get me started on the neds. It's also unnerving when you're serenaded by a guy with huge sideburns, wearing dungarees and playing a banjo. Also I would probably bet it's the incest capital of the world, judging by some of the weans running about. It's like Kazakhstan, but without any class. Apart from that, it's fine

last

funeral

borrow

I hated that about working in a pub as well. Just because they want to nurse their drink like it's the last one ever, doesn't mean I have to become an insomniac as a result. I'm with you on that one

creepy

turnover

My local shop isn't open at stupid o'clock for me to go there. However, thanks for replying coz this is my 1,000th post. Let's all have a drink in celebration

skint

Worse

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Donkey

cakes

monger

soldier