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Looks like McKenzie has gone into the midfield

Was going to ask what specifically is meant by being ‘able’ to cover these positions. Surely a minimum level of proficiency at each is required to make that claim?

My concern with signing McAllister to a new deal is that it seems like a lazy option. No effort required to find a better option when there's a guy who's 'fine' in place.

McAllister extension is an interesting choice

I reckon it's mostly because there were a lot of games between the teams when he was their manager. Also the fact he went to Lochgilphead to avoid letting anyone else down.

Can't have a mural without this guy

Only five left for Inverness, going to run out of games soon.

Speaking of terrible refs, I went down a YouTube rabbit hole this morning and ended up watching highlights of our 4-3 cup win over Motherwell in 2000. Literally none of their goals should have counted. The first doesn't come close to crossing the line, the second is offside and the third is a clear dive for a penalty. Ours were all fine. Extremely satisfying to see Reynolds crunch Nevin at the end as well.

Has McAllister been a brilliant left back in hiding all along?

To be fair, he's obviously trying to knock it off the guy next to him and win a corner

Twelve easy points, Airdrie keeping us up single handedly. Cheers

Murphy wing back, Tomlinson right wing and McKenzie left wing. What can go wrong?

Back three?

Are we not allowed to name nine subs?

Hard to imagine there won't be some sort of accommodation for TV and other media requirements in the stand.

Oh I'm certain it's sincere, it just gives off accidental Partridge vibes throughout. I'm sure the plumbing is very professional!

Is this article satire? https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/ayr-united-chairman-david-smith-32447608 Contains multiple gems, like: “A guy like Charlie Johnston is a classic example. I just gave him a blank canvas and said off you go. He is so excited to show off his plumbing work and that’s what it’s all about.”

David Craig must be well into his 50s by now?

Someone owes us two hundred grand which makes up most of the increase in assets. Dipo instalments? Debts due are almost double a year ago. Building costs?

Expecting any manager to get consistent performances out of this squad, especially while it's riddled with injuries, is setting the bar too high. Just need to drag themselves over the line and consign this (another) season to the bin.

Didn't think it was that kind of program, though I guess it explains the post watershed timeslot

This thread is a brillant case study of the rapid descent into madness of a paranoid mind.