SuperCaleyGoBallistic

Nice one! Think it'll be a mix. It's my first time seeing them so hopefully they play some of the classics, and with them not having toured in so long I'd imagine they will.

Ya jammy bugger! I'll be in attendance at least though

#fuckthesfa is an absolute riot just now. I retweeted the best ones as a kind of public service. I'm nice like that.

Some bints trending for gettin' shagged by a dog. King Kebab will be pleased to note there are pics.

Was gonna say the same thing.

That isn't the case.

East Fife?

Nigel Farage: Terrible. Forgot how odious he can be. Totally wrong on his immigration stance. The irony of a small government party like UKIP backing a big government policy like that one is too much to bear really. Simon Hughes: Was alright, a bit bland. Made some decent points but got flustered on the issue of re-housing. Chris Grayling: Irritating and slippier than an a fish out of water. Diane Abbott: Substance free nonsense. Enjoyed her comment about Jeremy Hunt's career 'hanging in the balance.' Like hers was a few months ago then? Polly Toynbee: Made some good points particularly on the contraception issue but also some poor ones as well.

I don't get the Roy Cropper one at all. I mean sure, the day's cleavage has been mighty fine, but all it's tweets are really unfunny.

It's fucking pish.

Bloc Party at The Garage in June.

Time for some Daft Punk bitches:

Seasick Steve Don't Know Why She Love Me But She Do

@zinedinezadiane for hilarious patter. Not the real Lionel, unfortunately.

£90 back from a £5 on Montrose, QPR and Dundee United and £22 back from £2 on Jelavic FGS today. Some week I've had on the betting front

@catchfrases Well done on the list as well btw, must've been time consuming. Name buddies!

Cheers No seriously, I agree with you.

The Hunger Games 8/10 Went to see this film on a whim without knowing much about it but really enjoyed it. Quite satirical, and works well as an action film. Never read the books so no idea how they compare. The odds you will like this film are in your favour.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_you_dave_gorman

I had no idea Liam Stacey was any good at football.

The only people that stand at Strathclyde are boring socialists. They all have there own wee diddy party and are constantly squabbling, probably because thats the only way they can appear relevant. Turnout at Strathclyde was only 11.5%. Good.

I've got the Tories following me.

Just set mine up @catchfrases if anyones bothered. Following some of you c***s now cos I'm a lovely chap.

This. Student politics is for wanks.

Caley don't have a union, they use Campus instead. I feel sorry for them. Jock? Definite VL. Personally, no matter what course they do, I prefer to let them undress in front of me while they tell me about all the guys they fancy and all the girls on their course they don't like. I sometimes accompany them to the shops and help them pick outfits. There's this one girl I have a crush on though, but she keeps picking other guys. Why is this happening Sodje?