Alert Mongoose

Why don't they go home? Why don't they go hoo-oome? The game's been called off, Why don't you go home?

That looks worrying like a frying steak?

I hear we are in for a bad spell of weather.

I'm not sure if I'm at the front of the queue but I'm certainly near it.

The Pars only got enough for 3 subs?

Why? Has she got a bustier sister...?

Never an issue for Turboshandy if I recall correctly.

My view on the penalty is that it was half a penalty for handball and half a penalty for pushing. (0.5 + 0.5)=1 Where; 1 = Penalty.

Lurking.

If Lee Anderson is a sign of 'going from strength to strength' they might need to reassess their expectations

Ah right. Seems to have take a few years off him as well tbf

Is my memory fading or was Grant Gillespie not as bald as a coot a few years ago?

I have no idea how to read these things so, to simplify, is green-good and red-bad?

The best solution would be for the pitches at Killie and Livi to be replaced. I would argue that UEFA should ring fence Rangers* participation and prize money from this year to fund it. Everyone is happy.

You would think he would have learned the skills to be a little less overt. The scars as well

A DSIT spokesperson said: "There is an established precedent under multiple administrations that ministers are provided with legal support and representation where matters relate to their conduct and responsibilities as a minister, as was the case here. Is running about social media falsely accusing members of the public of being supporters of Hamas now part of a minister's remit now? Presumably the BBC will be hounding her to repay this from her own pocket..?

I guess so? Mine more than doubled but maybe the variable tracking rate is much lower now.

To be fair, on all known evidence, that would be the exact point to sell.....

Made that mistake myself. Was busy with work when the letter arrived stating my current fixed mortgage period was up so just chucked it in the pile of mail (the to-do mail pile that generally never gets done). Was at the height of lettuce gate so at the worst possible time. Next month came around and my mortgage went from 0.98% to 8.7%. Worked out to be a good motivational tool to get it sorted for the next month is all I'll say.

Our record* against Barcelona demands it. *competitive

Hickey on loan for remainder of the season imo

You could probably make a case for Neilson as well despite how it ended up.