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Sam McClelland has a bit of the Darren Dodds about him which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Whatever side of the bed you exited from this morning appears to the wrong one. Use the other side tomorrow, please.

Talking of feckless, I didn't realise the mighty Manchester City (along with ourselves, obviously) let him slip through their grasp. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wato_Kuaté

Italy was the worst in terms of driving for me. I'm sure on the roundabouts who had right of way was determined by which was the more 'main' road. So if you were deemed to be on a minor road you had to stop in the middle of the roundabout to give way. A shite state of affairs all round.

I had the 'pleasure' of being ferried about as a youngster in my old man's sky blue Vauxhall Viva. Tbf with his long hair/beard and home made 'cut off' denim shorts, the car was the least of my credibility concerns.

To take this further then, can you explain why so many Scottish people watch English games when they should have 'no relevance to them'?

In order to resolve a minor disagreement on the Utd v Ayr thread @Fuctifanowould it be possible to show us what your predictor states now for Utd to win the league? Cheers

https://www.port.ac.uk/news-events-and-blogs/news/could-a-new-law-of-physics-support-the-idea-were-living-in-a-computer-simulation Is anyone able to decipher what the chap is wittering on about?

Is Forrest aware of the offside rule?

No surprise to hear Ally admiring walls.

Can someone take me through why a Hearts fan would wake up this morning and think 'right, time to get the Union Jack out of the garage'?

Got some gardening to do first but will be whistling along to this at the same time. C'mon lads get them pumped.

I would like to see Raith come up with us via the playoffs. The season they have had deserves it and St Johnstone coming down to their natural home in the Championship would see Scottish Football back on an even keel.