Busta Nut

a crisp poke will suffice scotty.

as long as it's not a packet of salt 'n' vinegar, that's too nippy

what's happening on sky sports the day?

how's yer da doing?

hiya scotty.

that celtic burd was a bit harsh refusing yer advances

Happy Burfday man,

What did ye get? a Bottle of mad dog and 20 mayfair?

it is fun but she isnae online anymore

ye didnae tell me whit ned you were.

friends are for weak people.

alright!

what does it say I got a warning for?

I called that davie Guy a mongo and I got a warning for it.

no' bad! (compliment)

question.

Is that you in that picture?

whit wan of the neds up there are you?

tanna dump game, when is it? it's a sunday!

Peep show is fantastic

stay off ma profile

i like you

hello,

you ever go back to strathclyde for yer holidays?

you are a fiesty wee ned ain't ya!

and hide yer husbands cos the rapin' e'erybody out here

I apologise, please accept this message from the internet as a way of apology

yer picture scares me

You don't don't have to come, and confess, we lookin for you, WE GON' FIND YOU!!!

How come you'll no sit on scotty's face?