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12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:
The Flash advert with the dog. The singing dog itself, although particularly annoying, isn't actually the specific PTTGOYN here. It's the 'it works miracles' part as she wipes mud off the bath. Yes, mud, the stuff that you can easily wipe off of bathroom ceramics using that miraculous compound known as 'water'.
Go to the Pish Adverts thread in the TV section. Let the hate flow through you.
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Lifted by the Lighthouse Family.
Sounds like a coffee advert, sticks in the head with its tweeness in ways even The Beautiful South at their most evil could not.
Damn them to hell.
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2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:
I Wanna Be Like You monkey song from The Jungle Book.
You utter b*****d.
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2 hours ago, Karl Fletcher said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39406131
Just the Billion barrels of oil discovered.
Curse this Black Devil Burden.
That one billion we were told didn't exist, that Cameron didn't have an emergency meeting with local oil reps demanding they kept their mouths shut in return for concessions a month before the last referendum? Imagine that.
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Thanks to Mcspreader in the politics section, I've now got Stereo MCs' "Step It Up" stuck in my head.
Yeah yeah yeeeèah.
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6 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:
The Skids - One Decree
That's bizarre as that was going though my head this morning 6 hours ago as well. Was there something about Old Jobson in the news or something? Usually it is anything to do with WW1 that triggers a Skids song.
Anyway, it hasn't succeeded in displacing The Primitives "Crash" from my mind most of the last 24 hours.
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3 minutes ago, Zetterlund said:
My sister recently moved to New York, and yesterday her landlord gave her permission to have a cat. Today she picked up a rescue cat called Taco.
Within two minutes, Taco acting like it owns the place. Cat's gonna cat.
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1 hour ago, Sooky said:
So C4 News 'confirmed' the name of the attacker, only to find out that the attacker is currently in jail.
They've pulled their news coverage from C4+1...What I'd like to know is has there been confirmation yet that a Glasgow City Council transport employee was not involved in this one?
C4's "confirmation" is a minter, but that bugger's lawyer's having a laugh if he thinks he's got a defamation case out of this. Yeah, because your client has such a pristine reputation to uphold.
Finally, what was Steve Bell of the Guardian thinking of when he came up with this - even the Sun could do better:
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12 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:
What is it I see that's been dripping down the risers?
It appears to be the light shining through (or reflecting off) the wooden bannister slats.
As you can see from this picture, the way the light is shining through the slats (& also creating shadows) gives the illusion of staining on a light carpet dependent on the time of day.
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12 hours ago, Zetterlund said:
Taking the higher ground - the pup appears to be developing a military strategy.
But like Harold at Hastings, wee Renton's still coming off worst.
13 hours ago, Shandon Par said:Muffy showing how to tackle obstacles blocking the stairs this morning.
Hail, hail, the TELTS are here.
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On 19/03/2017 at 00:15, tamthebam said:
and you're a dick because of your avatar and this
Cured with the song which partly borrowed from Oddball's line, "But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days."
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12 minutes ago, whiskychimp said:
Things now being marked as"gluten free" when it has no bearing on the product. Step forward, gluten free shampoo.
Why not? They already have caffeine shampoo & ones with vitamins, both of which do the sum total of zero but people (usually Heat readers) fall for them every time. The active ingredients in shampoos are detergents; the active ingredients in conditioners are polymers coating what is dead cells (ie. your hair).
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On 17/03/2017 at 22:51, Kennboy1978 said:
When I said I was warming to the wee fucker, times have changed.....On 18/03/2017 at 08:23, Shandon Par said:Your cat has exquisite taste.
Agreed. WTF were you thinking of, it looks like the sort of "functional" interior decorating found in a student union.
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Couldn't agree more - you'd be a natural.
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The Moneysupermarket adverts. There has not been born yet the judge and jury who would convict those who dismembered every single fucker responsible for these.
And that Flash advert with the singing dog & cuntfaced wifey.
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"Please please tell me now, is there something I should know?"
(thank you BBC - it was bad enough last week when it was fucking Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy")
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5 hours ago, Baxter Parp said:
Staunch right-wing democracy in action.
Ah from Liberty GB who once upon a time were Third Way, Patrick Harrington's wee gang from the days when the Third Position nutcases (Nick Griffin & Harrington) were battling the Flag nutcases for control of the National Front - British politics only example of two bald men fighting over a toothless comb outside of contemporary Scottish Labour.
Really must be a slow day on Twitter if any of those twats are trending.
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1 hour ago, Sooky said:
Apparently, at this stage, a Rutte/D66/two Christian parties the most likely to form governing coalition.
Though since WW2, average coalition forming time has been 72 days...Or 10 minutes if done in the microwave straight from frozen.
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Those Quik Quid adverts - the one where the shower isn't working & she tells her son "Ok, you'll have to smell today, but I'll get the repair man out" or whatever. So the boiler is on the blink as well & there's no hot water? Nor any electricity to boil a kettle? Or a gas ring to at least warm a pan of water to use for washing in the bathroom sink? Or failing all that, you are physically incapable of washing with water from the cold taps and manning the f**k up? Fucking modern parents producing a nation of mollycoddled thundercunts.
And that waitress bint in the poncy wine bar. Yeah, like you are going to be able to afford the interest rates those legalised loan sharks charged, overtime or no overtime.
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Thanks again KP. The first goal was unfortunate, Pollok's No.4 learning the hard way that's why you don't turn when the ball's being shot in your direction if you don't want it pinballing into your net. The second was bizarre, almost like it hit off the back of his head by accident. As for the third, does anyone know for sure who did score that one in the scramble?
Pollok put up one hell of a scrap but still the right result considering they appeared to be really under the cosh for a good part of the first half & but for poorer finishing could have had it a lot tougher.
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12 hours ago, Glen Sannox said:
The two cities that voted yes were Dundee and Glasgow, comfortably the two biggest coups in Scotland. Does that not tell you something. It's a benefit scroungers charter. Money blind lefties telling scaffs that they will get even more money will always be a vote winner.
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1 hour ago, Baxter Parp said:
Somebody really hates kids.
Let's guess, Molucca saves widows, orphans & cute animals from evil villains that look like 1930s Jewish stereotypes.
Come back Jakey Rowling, all is forgiven!
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That was a close one. Almost about to start going cold turkey without the fix of Muffy's daily telts to poor wee Renton.
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1 hour ago, Marr1 said:
Good to here about your wet dreams
"Hear".
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Brexit slowly becoming a Farce.
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Rancid minter.