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Back on topic:- No, council elections aren't about sending messages about referendums that are Holyrood's affairs, they are about the people you want looking after the bin collecting, the street lighting, social services, etc; & anyone voting on the reasons Jo-Lipsett-in-Middle-Age gives for voting Tory deserves to live in the medieval hovel five years of any Tory council will reduce their locality to.

Less than 24 hours later:-

Wait a minute, is this an unneutered tom?

Ffs, a bit of string, a rolled up bit of Kit Kat silver paper, anything with catnip in it - entertain them for quarter of an hour tops & then they sleep for 2/3rds of the day. It's not difficult looking after a cat, they largely take care of themselves.

Meanwhile the correct terminology for Labour politicians is "c***s" - strangely it seldom needs to be explained to anyone why.

The problem is if your zonecard gets near anything such as a mobile phone, tablet, etc. it busts it. I've left the card in trouser pockets accidentally & it has been fine with the automated barriers even after going through the wash (ticket inspectors however haven't been so amused) . Left near anything generating a magnetic field, & it means a trip to the nearest ticket station to get a replacement (doesn't cost anything, but the time). Unfortunately this also means if you are on a packed train you could get your card deactivated by someone with their mobile on 24/7 in a pocket, especially on some of the early morning cattle trucks. As for the station jumping, all they are doing is rationing it out rather than let all the lines take the King Cnut whenever they like.

To be fair, you have something of a point. I've never understood why DomDom/RandyGiles screams "homophobe!" more times than a Guardian columnist, yet still spends an inordinate amount of time (largely when supposedly at work) arselicking from dawn to dusk those who abruptly turned against him a few years back. It was one of those WTF moments on here - one second part of what Zen Archer (albeit tongue-in-cheek) referred to as the "groovy gang", the next everything he posted became automatically "shit", & that was before he made an arse of himself with his tear stained resignation over his two troll heroes getting banned - it came earlier the split second he let his typing fingers run away with him after one shandy too many & outed himself (some comment about lusting after Charles Dance as I remember in the GoT threads). I've no time for the obsequious little shit, but a lot of P&B's virtue signallers are outright hypocrites.

Most would be delighted to wake up to a hairy moist pussy being shoved in their face.

I'm sure Millie is only being playful when she bites and kicks with extended claws your hands to bloody stumps. Also you didn't really like those old ornaments anyway, that carpet & TV were ready for replacing, & surely the pet insurance covers 3rd party psychological trauma in the 21st century, doesn't it?

Ah brilliant! Twenty four hours after your tantrum after your routine weekly roast from another poster, it's nice to see it's still "not bothering" the King of the Junior Thickos so much he's here looking for back up (romanticising the story as per usual). "I know exactly what sycophant means, you absolutey [sic!] crave approval from people on this forum" - & yet here you are, desperately attempting to solicit approval from, erm, people on this forum. For anyone interested in what actually happened with Kilbowie2002's latest meltdown - go here. Like I said:

To be fair, Sodium Fluoride tends to get used a lot for the fluoridisation of water supplies and as a rat poison. Potassium Flouride is a bit harder to justify though.

It would not surprise me in the slightest if this has been done with the full collusion of the Russians - despite the rhetoric - in order to keep one of their puppets in their proper place instead of getting ideas above their station which lead to such "embarrassing" incidents such as the horrific use of sarin gas on civilians just to show that you can. On this occasion, Trump has surprisingly done the right thing - blowing that base back into the Stone Age without warning is going to make Syrian government forces very nervous about handling chemical weapons in future in case they're "next" & will hopefully put a stop to it. Just so long as this is the ONLY involvement Trump has in this business.

FTFY

It should be pointed out that Fraser Wilson is or was a Junior football goalie, so no surprise he's talking out of his arse regarding Junior attendances. He also omits to point out the only reason for the hyper-inflated St Roch's crowd (who are usually lucky to get 20 paying punters at what's left of their gate) is because of who they were playing - in the local scheme goblins' logic this makes it a Cufflink club versus a Proddy one like the Old Firm & so they drag their knuckles along to a ground that doesn't see them at any other time (largely to shout obscenities at that). Royal Albert got much of the same attention (the first part of their name doubtless making them doubly "offensive") even after leaving Larkhall for the Costa del Stonehouse. Still, you could forgive some for failing to see cold reality: with certain Junior clubs' fans bizarre habit of running multiple alias at once in their threadbare regulated section of the P&B forum, they may think it's normal to put their sides' attendance figures through the same schizophrenic statistical analysis!