1) I quite like really small spiders. However, once spiders reach a certain size (when you can see the joints in their legs) I will scream like a girl if one comes near me.
2) I lived in Zimbabwe for 3 1/2 years when I was young. I believe this is where the fear of certain spiders came from.
3) I have only ever felt one set of fake tits, in a strip club in Toronto. This ranked as one of the greatest moments of my life.
4) I have spent a total of seven years at university, achieving three different qualifications and despite this, I am currently unemployed.
5) I am completely useless at trying to chat up girls in clubs. I really dont know what you're meant to say to them - its not as if you know them. I find this to be a hindrance when trying to pull.