clyde til we die
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What's wrong with hoovering at 8:22?
I put my washing machine on at 10 minutes to midnight, and hoover about half an hour before that. My neighbours love me.
Your own parents don't even love you, ya fucking freak.
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At least you're in good spirits!
Nothing else for it mate.
Off sick with piles, wtf?!Maybe he sits on his arse all day Debbie.
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My fucking piles are playing up, my arse is killing me
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My back is killing me and my duke of argyles are playing up again
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I over heard some wee snooty posh bird today saying her daddy gave her £100 for alphabetizing his fucking dvd collection! She was moaning becuase it took her so long!!
I'd have done it for nothing
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I had a bet on that you'd make a reply like that, the tenner will go toward the vet cost so thank you.
Happy i could help
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Could say the same about Clyde fans.
What that they're rabbits
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I wish i'd stuck in and become a vet so I'd be mega rich.
£75 to see a rabbit at 7.30pm on Saturday night and £14 for medicine that didn't work. I shudder to think what the bill is going to be like at the end of all this given the rabbit had to go back in yesterday due to the f**king stupid medicine not working.
It's a rabbit ffs, just shoot it and put it out of it's misery.
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I've been walking like John Wayne for the last couple of days.
Thought you and Adam had split up
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My gripe that puts the P in PTTGOMN:
Being called 'wee man' by 5ft 6, 40 year old unemployed scumbags on the way to the shops. I'm 6ft 3 and 12 stone 5, I'm not by any definition 'wee' in comparison.
Calm doon wee man
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And for now we can say
we know, we know, we know!
I don't
Am I the only female that doesn't?
Edit to add:
I know, I know
I also know
Congratulations to Debbie and Ryan on the birth of your son
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Birdman of Alcatraz 10/10 a classic.
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Human - the Killers.
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Ghost town - the Specials.
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The burds birthday is on the same day as Peterhead away.
HELP!
Ayrgirl and I went to Methil on our wedding anniversary.We won.
I once asked my other half if she fancied a day out at Gretna, little did she know that we were playing them in a cup replay (which we lost) plus it pished down the whole night and we were'nt under cover, but she took it ok
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You've got to tell us what it's like to use.
You put paper in and press the button, bit like any other one i'd imagine
It wouldn't suprise me if you just had to say to it "10 copies double sided" and it's do them for you without pressing any buttons.
It's a photocopier not bloody Kit.
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People creaming themselves over a bloody photocopier
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In case anyone hadn't noticed, I can't sleep. I went to bed about half ten or something like that, got all snuggled in and comfy, Adam came to bed and started talking about Tom Sellick. Tom fucking Sellick!
That was me awake, and I finally ended up giving in and getting out of bed.
Maybe he fancied a Magnum
Get my coat shall i ?
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Bloody parrot.
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My lasting memory from the 5's last year was this big chubby guy backing his arse into my groin all the time. He kept doing it even after I had pushed him quite forcefully off of me until I changed tactics and asked him if he wanted a ride.
Didn't see him the rest of the day!
Yes you did honey
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'Row' as in I had a row with the wife because she was being a boot. then 'ies' like E's
Mad Eccie's man.
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Seriously?
Butteries - or am I going to get whooshed here?
Seriously, i've never heard of it before.
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Will you get me one while you're out, doulikefish? I could right go a buttery!
What's a buttery ??
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Had £1 lying in my Hills account so done a wee 50p ew double on Dancourt 2nd at 8/1 and Hilltownboy 3rd at 9/1, returned £4.88
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Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Some fucking mate you are !! you left the guy to go to the hospital himself so you could run home and post it on here, w****r.