McLee

The Love Guru - 3/10. I knew it had been panned by critics, I knew it wasn't a box office hit but I thought I would give it a chance, largely down to the fact there was fcuk all else on. Really cringeworthy jokes, if you can call them jokes. Only got 3 marks for some decent one liners from the 'Guru' i.e Mike Myers and the inclusion of Jessica Alba. Sleepers 8/10 - Excellent film.

Hangover 9/10. I have yet to decide if i like this or Superbad better, will need another watch at Superbad first. Chaotic comedies the pair of them.

The Devil - Graham Johnson All about Stephen French, 6 ft 3 former World Karate Champion, Former member of a black panther style organisation in Liverpool, "taxman of the underworld" as the book calls it, ex gangster turned legitimate businessman earning millions. Easy reading, not going to learn much but a very interesting read nonetheless. 7/10. Downmarked for his self righteous attitude at times.

Coach Carters a great film. Watched The 40 year old Virgin last night. Wasnt bad at all 7/10.

Weedy response: See above Hard response: Would you like me to punch you in the face 6 times and then have my mate stub a fag out in your face? I'm still enjoying the fact you counted the punches. Or have you just counted the lucky bag jewellery marks on your face?

I just couldn't get the hang of contact lenses. I dont mind things touching my eye but putting a lens in i found difficult, I seemed to blink at all the wrong moments. They just weren't for me.

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