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I know, I thought I'd just stir things a bit. Anyway, some journos would have been better lifting their copy from P&B, rather than succumbing to the lure of the dark and dusty corners of their fevered imaginations.

Note to BBC: The Rangers is a THIRD DIVISION side - why do they keep being referred to on the SPL and SFL D1 pages on your website?

How does that differ from last season?

BBC Sport still talking about The Rangers on their SPL page....

Why does Rangers still appear on the SPL page on BBC Sports?

...Tommy....?

Can we now support The Rangers as our wee team?

Quite right. I've still got the real Anakin on my vidoe box set. I never understood why the digitally b*****dised version has Anakin as a young man, when he died in middle age, and Ben as old as he was when he died. And Yoda was still as wrinkly as a scrotum after a three-day bath.

Wish I'd thought of this earlier: We don't do paying our way...

Matt Lucas, maybe

...especially when it's raining...and cold....

You're being unfair. West Virginians are warm-hearted and generous. A West Virginian died and left his entire estate to his wife of 5 years. She's looking forward to her 16th birthday when she can get access to the money.

They do. But you're buggered if you want to support them by buying a strip or anything else from the shop.

Sensible news here: Rangers Update

Better tits, fannies and arses than those in the Scottiish game, anyway...

Has Cardigan's bid unravelled?