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  1. So we live in a world that costs £1 to but rangers but £50 MILLION to buy hearts lmao

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    2. yoda

      yoda

      Rolling On Floor Laughing

    3. Clash of the Titus

      Clash of the Titus

      ahahaha ahahaha wonder who got the power-pack ahahaha ahahaha ahahaha.....news

    4. McKee

      McKee

      you've all ruined it. way to go shitcunts.

  2. 8 days to go plan on being disgustingly drunk by this time that day

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    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      also thats the 3rd killie fan that cant tell the time sky+ , you dont drown your sorrows pre match

    3. Tryfield

      Tryfield

      Just make sure you get in to Hampden.

    4. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      if i got into hibs last year il get into hmpden :P

  3. applied for a job , the description included "Please note that we have a small dog within the office. "

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    2. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      That dog is probably the young secretary, being Paisley!!

    3. Busta Nut

      Busta Nut

      I was in a garage and a dog appeared to live in the office

    4. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      haha maybye the dog ran the garage xD

      and the dog would be the attractive secretary deffo in comparrison haha

  4. AYE TRY AND FUCKIN JUMP ME AGAIN YA DIRTY KILLIE b*****dS AND YOULL GET MORE OF THE SAME #Waronunipnstreet

  5. inanely going about his business

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    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      still pissing the bed?

    3. McKee

      McKee

      lol u med a funny

      sreiously though, get a baldy.

    4. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      had one, didnt suit it atall hahah

  6. anyone know of any trialists / loan players at ayr atm?

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    2. Tryfield

      Tryfield

      Alan Rough...oot retirement. Ye heard it here first !!!!!!!

    3. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      mendes is retired i think , last seen according to norris ploughing rae's maw

      and roughie would probs still get a game as our keeper especially if that performance from cuthbert on sat got him motm hahaha

  7. Also caught this prog earlier about cyber bullying, anyone thats a victim of it and cant take it needs to seriously considrer ending it all

  8. Kenny shiels holding folk hostage in glasgow in respose to mr pauls comments #toysootthepram

    1. ~~~

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      Kilmarnock Manager should be taking hostages from Kilmarnock!

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      but the police would say just shoot them its sound

    3. ~~~

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      Everybody wins

  9. Havent been like this for anything since '02 cup final

    1. Nero E. Oro
    2. Smurph
    3. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      what would an ayr united be excited about the night before a derby match hmmm ;)

  10. Woulda taken 2-2 pre match

    1. Tryfield

      Tryfield

      Me tae auld spud. The demolition of Killie (3-0) by Dunfermline fills me with hope. C'Mon Ayr, intae these raggle taggle gypsy creeps.

    2. itzdrk
  11. tam mcmanus returns to ayr united on a one month contract apparently

    1. vikingTON

      vikingTON

      Ouch, unlucky.

    2. RossC93

      RossC93

      i hope wardy snaps his legs.

    3. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      dont see the point in the move, why have 4 strikers when we only use 1 up top

  12. Whats the ayr team?

    1. Monster

      Monster

      It's 11 men that kick a ball on a Saturday afternoon so you can talk pish about them

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      dunno all my talking seems to be coming true this year :P

    3. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      and what happens if there is a sending off who do they become?

  13. Day 4 of no smoking atall BRUTAL!

    1. JamboMikey

      JamboMikey

      Great when the lungs start loosening up.

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      its killer though

  14. Finally mcgowan gets proper credit it took two sportscenes this week tdo it haha

  15. London olympics ruining scottish football since 10/01/12

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      old Firm being ruining Scottish football since 1888

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      at least they are ruining it from the inside, the london << keyword olympics should have no part in our game, never mind putting in trial measures to make it a possibility to miss the start of games

  16. #Rangershavenotsigned a player of quality under mccoist

    1. Saints Bevy Squad

      Saints Bevy Squad

      Lee Wallace, Goian and Bocanegra are quite decent imo

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      decent yes, quality no

  17. Why phone oh god why were you calling folk pure late last night :/

    1. Mak

      Mak

      lol bet you were pure drunk lol your mad like ateeheehee

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      ha...ha...ha

  18. dont think il be back on till after christmas so have a good christmas guysss ;)

    1. RossC93

      RossC93

      cheers duncan

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      no problem mary

  19. RT @bengordon91 yeah mate back up at killie. Got a cup semi final at hampden vs a first division team so hopefully a cup final coming up!

  20. I dont know why but im genuinely shocked with how classless killie have been behaving in the press #silly

    1. Nizzy

      Nizzy

      Where? I've seen Shiels attempt to relieve his players of some pressure, but I wouldn't say anything's been disrespectful.

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      he compared our part time players out doing a job every day as the same as cammy bell doing abit of diy in his kitchen last week

  21. cmon united keep it tight and a point will do us today

    1. ayrunitedfw
    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      i posted this during the game at 2 -0 down :L

  22. Britains gay footballers is abit wastefull of whay could have been a good message to gay players about being ok to come out and still play

    1. Muggy

      Muggy

      What does "Being OK" mean though?

    2. McKee

      McKee

      what does any of that mean? it's just a jumble of fucking words.

  23. Might bid a tenner for a big ibrox screen not like they couls turn me down

  24. right ok so im looking for an admin job, where is looking?

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      Try Ibrox, be plenty of administrators there soon!!! lol

    2. itzdrk
  25. top poster today , can someone get me a life? haha

    1. Saints Bevy Squad

      Saints Bevy Squad

      ask vikingTON for some advice mate

      lol

    2. itzdrk

      itzdrk

      hahahaha nowhere near that bad :P

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