FatBoabTheBairn

Where do you start? Shotts-should be bombed off the face of the planet. Blackburn-that Susan Boyle is a total honey compared to most of the burds there. And unless you're a son of william, they will kill you. Forth-Shit hole on top of a windswept hill and you can't have gas central heating (same rule applies about william.) Dundee-It smells and the potential for getting done in on a night out are high. Plus the stewards at Tannadice are total p***ks. Craigneuk-And I mean any of them, quite strange that anywhere with that name is like downtown Baghdad. This post should be in the top 5 section but once i got started...