Where do you start?
Shotts-should be bombed off the face of the planet.
Blackburn-that Susan Boyle is a total honey compared to most of the burds there. And unless you're a son of william, they will kill you.
Forth-Shit hole on top of a windswept hill and you can't have gas central heating (same rule applies about william.)
Dundee-It smells and the potential for getting done in on a night out are high. Plus the stewards at Tannadice are total p***ks.
Craigneuk-And I mean any of them, quite strange that anywhere with that name is like downtown Baghdad.
This post should be in the top 5 section but once i got started...