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  1. mattydfc
    They're almost as tidy as my red and grey pair. Love Asics. Comfiest trainer out there.
  2. mattydfc
    She thinks youre a bit creepy. That was an awkward smile and tbh I don't blame her.
  3. mattydfc
    People who don't pass first time genuinely shouldn't be allowed to try for another 10 years.
  4. mattydfc
    How fucking dare you
  5. mattydfc
    Went to the pub dressed like a mink earlier. Felt nice.
  6. mattydfc
    But I put a picture up a while back of my winnings
  7. mattydfc
    Yeh I didn't bet the 10k so it's fine. Haven't work in McDonald's for 2 years.
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    Online
  9. mattydfc
    I won 23,000 on roulette the other month
  10. mattydfc
    There's no way that Liverpool Chelsea or Man Utd shouldn't win those games comfortably. I probably would have killed someone if I put it on and Liverpool fucked it like that.
  11. mattydfc
    Extra 5 minutes my fucking hoop. It's about a 12 hour trek
  12. mattydfc
    Thank the fucking lord
  13. mattydfc
    There's f**k all wrong with his legs, little c**t deserved it.
  14. mattydfc
    I've talked myself out of putting £10000 on Man Utd, Chelsea and Liverpool at evens. I'll regret it at the end of the 3 games when they all win 3-0.
  15. mattydfc
    Surely a world record?
  16. mattydfc
    It's up for sale. The guy couldn't get a loan to turn it into a restaurant. I was in the house a few years back and almost fell through the floorboards. Good times.
  17. mattydfc
    You fucking won't. You'll be lucky if I don't rape you after your fucking attitude
  18. mattydfc
    We will get 2 points in the games against the highlanders.
  19. mattydfc
    I hope he roofies you and goes balls deep anyway you fucking slag
  20. mattydfc
    Just play Holt, Julen and Meggat as a 3. Literally couldn't be any worse than that holocaust yesterday.
  21. mattydfc
    Whatever happened to The Scarf and Jimmy85. I've not seen them in ages.
  22. mattydfc
    I don't think Id masturbate but I've never been in the position so who knows. If she's anything more than an 8 I'd probably have a sly w**k.
  23. mattydfc
    randomguy
  24. mattydfc
    With their girlfriends/one night stands. I just think it'd be interesting. I already know the lengths of their knobs and that so I don't need to know any of that nonsense I'm 100% straight
  25. mattydfc
    Is it weird to want to watch my pals have sex just to see how they do it compared to me? I'd only watch them all like 3 times each.
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