Things that get on my tits include:
1) People banging on the toilet door when I'm trying to to take a shit. Leave me in peace you b*****ds.
2) Loud eaters
3) People that spit all the time
4) When I'm having a game of footie with my mates and the goalie stops to have a fag break.
5) Splitting my head, it was the seventh time a fortnight ago.
6) Missing footie matches in which my mate has two tickets, one is mine, and he loses one and goes to the game regardless.
Man, am I easily annoyed.