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I like that theory. For a man like Ashley, it's not implausible either.I'll stick with my pet theory that once upon a time Mike Ashley was having a nice relaxing soiree with a few pals when the ambience of the evening was disturbed by the entrance of some pissed-up Bears in full volume WATP mode and that he thought 'right,from now on I'll amuse myself by dedicating a few minutes each day to making life as shit as possible for you scummy twats'
:lol:Today's the day the teddy bears have their pitch nicked...
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It would be fun if the £10m only lasted them long enough to when the £3m loan needs paid back...They default,he calls in the other loan and he owns the lot.
You may not be far off the Ashley masterplan with that.
They need £8m to reach end of season (when they will be praying for a large uptake in season ticket sales to keep the charade going).
Ashley loans them £10m in return for security on Moonbeams Park and the Poundland Stadium.
Easdale is owed £500k, to be repaid by April.
Ashley is owed £3m, to be repaid by April.
£10m less £3m less another £0.5m equals only £6.5m.
So looks like early April is the time Sevco pot will run dry, and Ashley will not only own the shirts, but the Milngavie Gym & Sports Complex, and the leaking, crumbling, falling down Govan Mordor.
Rangers slipped into a coma on Valentines Day, before the life support was switched off and they died less than 6 months later.
Looks like Good Friday may be a date to put in our diaries, as the day Sevco defaults, and slips into its coma, with Mike Ashleys finger then hovering over the life support on-off switch of Sevco.
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Time to bring this old favourite back after a month as it hasn't been top for a while now. Much like Morten two.
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I hope all Victims FC supporters survived the horror of Hurricane Senga and the floods of tears and rain of biblical proportions yesterday. And their partners especially.
We've booked a snow machine to facilitate their next meltdown.
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Wouldn't that be something, consulting the fans!!! A nice thought.
I meant it to say, and I'm sure you know it anyway; if I were a director of an SPFL club and had the chance, I'd be looking for benefits for my Club. No change to the voting structure, no redistribution of sponsor money, no deal on league reorganisation.
In the summer of 2012, fans around the country (with the exception of the Govan lot) united and let their clubs know in no uncertain terms, Sevco could and should not be put straight into the top league, or parachuted into the (then) First Division.
Many even advocated sticking by the rule book, and that meant by rights, Sevco should have started in the Lowland leagues and could not even be considered for entry into the bottom tier of the professional leagues until they had the requisite years of accounts and a vacancy within the leagues was available for them to apply, with any other interested clubs, for entry on merit.
I would hope that any moves in the summer of 2015 or whenever in the future, by the authorities (or the club that misses the dead Rangers and wants the cash bonanza they think they will get from playing the tribute act four or five times a season), to rejig the leagues just because Sevco fail to get promotion, or to guarantee their place in the top league by any means other than fair play and results on the pitch, will be met with the same robustness and outpouring of resistance from the fans of all the other 40 clubs in the professional league setup (if Celtic fans wish to join that call, and tell their clubs board in no uncertain terms Sevco can only reach the top league through results on the pitch and not through any jiggerypokery, they will be very welcome to join the other 40 clubs supporters).
ANY league reorganisation must take place where the changes proposed are a full season away from whenever changes are agreed (as per the rule book). Every club, and it's supporters must know what they are playing for in every coming season, otherwise whats the points in season tickets or even PATG if the whole season calendar is going to be cast aside, and a handpicked set of clubs are guaranteed to be in the top league regardless of their results (and consequently others excluded, no matter how much their results merit their inclusion).
As Boris says - the voting structure must change (each club one vote, simple majority required on each vote), redistribution of sponsorship must be fair (I can foresee for example, if league reconstruction was forced through for the benefit of Sevco, the increased money the Championship now has, would soon be reduced back to the antiquated prize money levels it used to have) - as well as forward thinking initiatives such as reduced entry prices for away fans, an end to the gravy train of £250k per game (plus costs!) each time the SFA put a cup semi or final or international at either of the two big stadiums in Glasgow, when Hampden isn't used.
So in conclusion - no league changes just for Sevco, and any changes must be forward planned a minimum season in advance, and only then with a fairer equal distribution of votes and money - every football fan wants (or should want!) fair play, sporting integrity, and a knowledge that no club is favoured over any other - and these football fans of every club outwith the gruesome two, make their feeling known to their clubs boards should this situation come to pass..
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Snafu, you owe me £2225.53
You planning a Rangers takeover?
£2224.53 too much, shurely?
Yup, buying Sevco for £1.
£2224.53 is the hire of a wrecking ball for the day.
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Business as usual at Sevco.
So carry on living beyond their means.
Carry on racking up the debts.
Carry on paying overinflated salarys to overinflated individuals.
Carry on playing in front of ever decreasing crowds.
Carry on being rancid to watch and suffer more humilations to teams with a fraction of Sevcos budget.
Carry on fucking up their season in the Championship - the highest they'll get before they go bust.
Carry on being both the biggest embarrassment and the biggest laughing stock to Sevco and nonSevco fans respectively.
Carry on dying - not long left now.
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if the spfl are withholding money from the club then maybe the action of the club could be to not allow cameras in to show the rangers celtic cup match and this include banning celtic tv from the ground.
Was on my macbook pro when I read this post.
Now on my phone.
Snafu, you owe me £2225.53 as result of coffee killing it due to stupidity of your post.
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A plan that could rock what's left of Scottish football to its very foundations.
Don't often read these links when posted, but just had a look at that one - :lol: they really are a different breed entirely.
Some chucklers include:
I genuinely don't see the Bheasts as our rivals any more. I see them on the same level as St Mirren, Thistle etc.So what level does this orc view Sevco at? Champions of the Universe? Should be in a Euro league WITH Real Madrid, Bayern and Barca? I'd suggest Celtic being at same level as St Mirren and Thistle is that they are all top league teams, while Sevco rivals are now likes of Alloa, Dumbarton and Clyde.
The only way you can truly hurt them is for the club to refuse to play the game and give the result to the scum, and that is not going to happen.That would be excellent. Hauled up in front of another disiplinary panel, kicked out the Scottish Cup for 3 years, given another fine they can't pay. And then next season they can try argue it was the company of Club2 ti blame for pulling out the semifinal and not the Club, so the company of Club3 can argue the club Rangersevcontrick (Est2014) shouldn't be excluded from the Cup.
IF WE CAN ORGANISE 15,000 to walk to hampden we can organise 15,000 to walk out of Hampden and would do the semi final grand piece showcase alot of damage.On reflection , i actually think this will happen - 15000 will walk out of Hampden enmass, but it will be after 40 minutes when their ex-rivals go 4-0 up, and nothing to do with any protest against the SFA or SPFL.
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Ashley and Board charged with several breaches of dual interests, it just gets better. Will it be a fine(that the probably can't pay) or a points reduction?
Give them both for the lolz and seethe
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Asked what went wrong, he said: “Champions League would have been a bonus but if Rangers had got into the Europa League they would not have gone into administration that season.”
So it's all Allys fault??
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He failed to get past one qualifying round in Champions league.
He failed to get past one qualifying round in Europa league.
Rangers went into admin because of that failure.
Rangers were then liquidated and died.
It's all Fat Allys fault, he killed Rangers !!!! :lol:
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They deed yet?
If not, time to put them out of their misery, surely?
Not quite.
Valentines Day seems appropriate date again for the sequel premiere. Stock up on your popcorn.
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Benny and Kinky, you two should get together, comfort one another and your combined tears may fill Ibrokes.
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Benny and Kinky, you two should get together, comfort one another and your combined tears may fill Ibrokes.
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So much opprobrium; so few brains. Pretty-much the diddies in a nutshell.
You can't even answer two simple questions. Who's the diddy eh?
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That ain't gonna happen with Brother Campbell still at Hampden, and you know it.
I'm sure there's still a few individuals to be added to the Police Scotland fraud investigation and other irregularities of Oldco and Sevco. Will it stretch into Hampden? I wouldn't bet against it. We haven't heard last of EBTs either, whether its HMRC or who knows what may happen from a possible criminal perspective on that too.
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Alright, then - make it a Great Dane, or an Irish Wolfhound.
Phew. What a difference that made. Thanks, Norman.
What you got against great danes or irish wolfhounds, but defend dachshunds you tear stained wreck of a zombie?
If HS2 gets built through your hoose, will you piss away the compensation into Newco2015? Go on, do it, i know you will.
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The worrying thing is that the Horde, uniquely in What's Left of Scottish Football, still haven't got the joke. There are still unscrupulous businessmen out there who will be lining up to offer the whole shebang of "global family, Adidas contract, orange top, rightful place, Champions League Music", and...
Those thick bastárds will be lining up to throw their cash into the next money pit.
What am I talking about, worrying? It's fúcking hilarious.
Do you think the Horde will follow follow and spend all their cash on the Newco2015 when they start next season in the Lowland league?
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Please just die again, only this time stay dead
Yours sincerely, The rest of scottish football
Rangers died.
Sevco were born.
Sevco will die.
And hopefully, that will be THE END.
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There's really not enough laughter in the world for this shitstain of a comedy club.
Thing is, if anyone had scripted the past few years events and taken it to any tv production company, not one of them would have said it's remotely believeable, you can't have a club so badly mis-managed where every day another joke of an embarrassment and shame comes out, bleeding so much money, no one would believe it, it's massively too far fetched.
I hereby nominate Craig Whyte, Charles Green, Mike Ashley, Fatty McCoist and every player who has appeared for Sevco since their birth in 2012, for the Best Comedy Series for Golden Globes, Emmys, Baftas and every other applicable awards.
Best supporting actresses should be the Sevco posters on P&B, John Whurs Ra Deeds Brown, Barry Ferguson, Jim Traynor and Chick Young.
But like all good comedies, they should kill it off once and for all before it turns into a total turkey.
RIP Sevco. Thanks for the memories. And all the immeasurable laughter you gave the world.
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This is a new low when it comes to analogies.
Glad you liked it.
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Fat Salary hands in his resignation notice, but wants his final year and bonuses whether he goes now or sees contract out. :lol:
Sevco can't pay him off, and are about to beg and con another £8mill out of idiots with more money than sense investing in the clusterfuck of a club not even 30 months old, just to get to end of the season. :lol:
Then they have to find £3mill to repay the current Ashley loan (or give up whats left of the corpse), and if by some miracle they survive to the end of season, face a clusterfuck of wage rises and bonuses to be paid out if by another miracle they somehow gain promotion. :lol:
And then they have to try find enough funds to survive their fourth year as a football club for season 2015/16 :lol: .
Nah, lets get real, this mob from Govan have tried to copy the Gretna model, and truly ballsed it up royally (well done Queens tonight, very apt of them to drive another nail in the coffins of Sevco and Fat Salary)
Unlike Gretna, they aren't going to get to the Big League before financial implosion puts them out of existence.
Sevco is dying, it's like a young puppy dachshund that has been hit or run over 30 times on a motorway, limped away to verge to try stop its bleeding and after getting ravaged by rats that ripped at the gaping wounds and tore away what uninjured flesh was left and sucked even more blood out it, it has staggered back into the road and is getting pounded like a pinball on the motorway, knocked from one vehicle to another.
It's time to put it out its misery, let this dying dog called Sevco be put out its misery, and buried once and for all.
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What was it? Page doesn't exist.
When you click the link it adds "%C2%A0" to the www address. In your browser, remove the "%C2%A0" (after the 7), hit enter and hey presto you should be there.
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Genuine condolences on the events and loss of Saturday. Horrible to hear what happened, thoughts in particular go to all related to the sadly deceased supporter, and those who were in attendance.
On a lighter note, the morton forum continues to crack me up. After the smelly wee w@nk thread, the latest comedy gold is the sunday mail - robertson thread. Spot the dimwit
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Big Rangers Administration/Liquidation Thread - All chat here!
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Another John Brown rant on the Mordor steps?