With apologies to Sir Walter Scot, the following to be sung to tune if Bonnie Dundee
To the rain gods of Scotland , you’ve done a good job
You’ve managed to wind up that Union jacked mob
If Dundee win tonight in their pitch that’s just muck
We’ll all raise a glass and we’ll all laugh like f**k
Come fill up yer puddles, come flood all the pitch
In the title race run in it’s caused quite a glitch
If Rangers get beaten , they’ll throw out their toys
And tonight they’ll be known as the Loyal Silly Boys