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Got to laugh at someone with cartsdyke in their area mouthing off about a train station in any other town. Just like a lot of West of Scotland towns who have areas like these. It's a shitehole

Fucking hopeless today from the govan galacticos.

No he's on third

What?

Bingo machine estimate.[emoji23] Thanks gave me a chuckle during a shite morning

Forgot about that one. I'm an independence voter and always will be, but I'm not an SNP fanboy. They need to be criticised and pulled up for what they do wrong.

Absolutely. Yesterday was a grab for the "middle class" vote for next year

It's maybe not true that every fan of the ugly sisters is a cretin, but it's certainly true that if you're one, you'll definitely support one of them.

Unless you are outwith the uk. Then you get video on st mirren TV

T time in Buckie...

I didn't even try to understand it! Would you believe me if I told you it gets even more mental?ETA although it does tie up nicely at the end imo

And hearts are currently consulting lawyers about their non participation

We're on season 2 and I'd agree. A lot of it is crazy nonsense a bit like 24, but for me, as long as a programme or film is entertaining, I'll forgive the plot holes and inconsistencies.

Or the bit when they get stopped by the police in the burnt out car " can I help you officer?" Like everything is normal...

Ahhh back to lashing out like your blue cousins. The gift that keeps giving

Oh the seethe. Love it. The wee shite club that's owned you in every important game in my lifetime. Now we've got to point and laugh at you, decrease our chances of relegation and pocketed some cash. Lovely stuff.

This period has been a right laugh. Kinda like when rangers were going bust and they were lashing out at everything and everyone. Watching hearts flailing around, begging and grovelling to be kept in the league, has been funny for everyone and humiliating for them. If we squeeze some extra cash out of it and a permanent bigger league that reduces our chances of relegation then that's even better. I look forward to the next important game we humiliate them in.

Or the 39 Italians killed by their fans. They don't seem to bring that up much. Sweep sweep

Disappointing lack of white garden furniture getting thrown around

I see Cummings has been caught in yet another lie. He claimed yesterday that he predicted a Coronavirus pandemic last year. Turns out the internet archive Wayback Machine, which tracks the changing versions of publicly available websites, shows that the blog was edited some time between 9 April and 3 May this year (after the pandemic started) to insert the reference to coronavirus and Chinese labs. He is a fucking narcissistic sociopathic scumbag. He'd fit in with either this Westminster government or the US one perfectly.

The next time you've had a few cans. Just take a wee drive down the motorway. If stopped just tell the police you were checking if you were ok to drive. I'm sure that'll work. Tell them Michael Gove says it's ok if they ask you why

St mirren the breaker of hearts once again. What a time to be alive.

Yes he did. Only the second highest death toll in the world. Fantastic! What a load of pish from the bumbling twat. He's just a load of soundbites, over emphasis on every second word and over use of superlatives. Like a British trump

You can see Nicola is exasperated with that clown down south. She keeps pausing and sighing. I bet she was effing and blinding around Bute house last night

Dennis where you going? To the pool? Nah man I'm going to Hooters. Get me some tits and ass!