Scary Bear

The Bourne Ultimatum. Entertaining violence 7/10. Bourne beats more people to death, to discover who he is.

Shooter - Mark Wahlberg (sp?) and Rhona Mitra. Quite a high bodycount. Enjoyable stuff for would be assasins. 8/10 It's based on the book by Stephen Hunter, so I knew what was going to happen but it was still good to watch.

Right, that's settled that'll be getting watched tonight.

The second and third Harry Potter films....the bird forced me to watch them....honest They were pretty good. I saw that annoying wee c**t who plays Harry on Jonathan Ross's show....ooo...he is a lively wee fucker....I just wanted to reach into the telly and twat him... .....anyway all good clean family viewing 8/10

Meet the Fockers - 1/10 utter shite...i'm only giving it 1 cause i'm feeling charitable today. I want my money back...Telewest pay per view films will be hearing from my solicitor.

Spunk eating Barmaids and Dirty Holiday Whores were also quite pleasurable viewing. 7/10.

Is that a sort of lord of the flys affair where they drop kids of on an island and they all have to kill each other. Only one can survive? my wee bruv recommended it.

Team America: World Police 9/10 Excellent stuff. Especially the theme tune 'America! f**k yeh'

Zoolander - 7/10 Oceans 12 - 6/10

Kingdom of Heaven - 3/10 All the decent characters, Liam Neeson, Edward Norton, etc. get far too few lines leaving the film to be carried by lightweight actors.

T in the Park anyone? A day getting pished on the grass with friends (hopefully in the sun). Havent even seen the line up, heard the Foo Fighters were headlining.

indeed....they're only good for one thing.

I got dragged along to see Spanglish....utter shite...never seen such a chick flick 0/10. Split with that lady due to her poor taste in films and subjecting me to that shite. Current gfriends jacket is on a v shoogly peg due to her poor taste in films too.

Aye. What can I say, ladies choices...shes getting banned from choosing.

'Vera Drake' on DVD with the current gfriend on Friday night (her choice). V depressing stuff. Pointless drivel about back street abortions 5/10. Last trip to the pics was to see Hotel Rwanda, harrowing and deeply disturbing. decent enough film but subject matter not really my thing 6/10.

Background office noise....the low murmur of the air conditioning..... ....the voices in my head telling me to go postal and take out my fellow colleagues with a sharpened item of stationary.....scissors perhaps.....