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  1. Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! (Video 2008)

    I love zombedies, they can be quite hilarious, this one is no exception... except it's so shit it's funny!

    Low budget (~$30k), and it looks it... but how you can make a film for that amount on proper film cameras, etc, I'll never know!

    We've got strippers v zombies v hookers and a pimp that paraphrases Samuel L Jackson (I'm sick of these mother-fucking zombies in this mother-fucking stripclub) and tries to defend himself from about half a dozen zombies by bitch slapping them!

    It ain't Zombie Strippers (with Robert Englund and Jenna Jameson), but it's fun and includes a great epic fail where one of the strippers gets really happy that she's had a great idea to throw a can of flammable material at the zombie, then shoot it and set in on fire... only for her to have no bullets left and the can just to bounce of its head!

    Fun, harmless and part of a triple pack I got for a fiver with The Zombie Diaries (seen it before but it was an okay British version of Diary of the Dead) and Days of Darkness).

    5/10

    Have you seen Wasting Away?

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x86ci7_wasting-away-trailer_shortfilms

  2. Saw Unknown tonight.

    I thought it'd be quite like Taken, or hoped it would be because, that is an utterly epic film. But it wasn't like Taken still good however, Neeson is superb as usual, I would recommend it to you all.

    8/10

    Liam Neeson has been asked to do a follow up to Taken but will only do it if he thinks the script is believable enough, I really hope they do it as Taken is one of my favourite films.

  3. I tend to ignore a lot of the posters on this thread unless they post a screenshot or a copy of a coupon as they tend to be talking shite unless I've seen them post stuff in the discussion thread before kick off.

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    Hit the bar with line 1, line 2 was fecked and got 4 out of 5 on line 3 which returned £59, had Palace won it would have been £450

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    Found this one in the bookies on Friday which came in for £30, free money!!

  5. Hit and Run (Video 2009)

    A pile of nonsense, but gets something for having some ridiculous horror clichés and some completely random gibberish throughout...

    Mary hits some guy with her car, notices he's stuck there in morning and kills him before burying him in the woods.

    Anyway somehow he comes back to live and goes on a rampage seeking revenge on his 'killer'... f**k knows how, but he does!

    This was director Enda McCallion's first ever film, and hopefully his last.

    3/10

    I bought that from Missing last week, haven't watched it yet, I hope it's not as shite as you say!

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