uberman

Cracking show, the wee man loved it. According to the programme Fireman Sam and Bob The Builder will be coming soon as well!

The Human Centipede 7/10

Rest Stop 4/10 A maniac terrorises a young lassie at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, usual guff.

Storage 8/10 Aussie thriller about Jimmy who starts work in his uncle's underground storage facility unit, Jimmy discovers a disturbed man is one of the clients and believes he is hiding evidence of a crime in his storage unit, he investigates and discovers a chilling secret, couple of good twists and starring the lovely Saskia Burmeister

Train 5/10 Turistas meets hostel on a train in Eastern Europe.

5 strippers discover the book of the dead in the basement of the stripclub and read a few passages from it and unleash an army of the dead on the world starring Sola Aoi, don't google her at work or in front of the mrs as she mainly earns her crust doing hardcore porn.

I haven't seen Sweeney Todd but I don't think it would have been as gorey as Meat Grinder, there's a few dismemberments and torture scenes in this one. I got a few more horrors the other day, you seen any of these and are they any good Sick Nurses (Thai) Ghost Game (Thai) Meatball Mchine (Japanese) Vampire Girl vs Frankentstein Girl (Japanese) Big Tits Zombie (Japanese) Storage Rest Stop WAZ Penance Pig Hunt The Human Centipede Train Smash Cut

Eat Static - epsylon

Meat Grinder 4/10 Thai horror about a noodle stall owner who finds a body in the stall one morning, she decides to add this to her menu and it becomes a popular dish so she must find new stock to keep her customers happy.

I-Roy - cow town skank

£5 on Getafe 13/8 (2-0 down afer 25 mins and won 3-2) Napoli 2/7 (1-0 with an injury time winner) Olympaikos 8/15 (1-0) Lille were also on it but the match was postponed so it returns about £25

Thomas The Tank Engine And Friends at The King's Theatre in January oh yeah

Half Man Half Bicuit - fuckin ell it's fred titmuss

Eat Static - peeow!

My 3 year old son has got chicken pox

£4 returned £40.09

Misfits - who killed marilyn

NoMeansNo do a not bad cover of that. Sepultura - drug me

This was excellent.

NoMeansNo @ The Arches on Saturday

Mojo Nixen - winnebago warrior

Shrewsbury let in an 87th minute equaliser to ruin my treble

Whirling Pig Dervish - whip Don't call me a flea on yer brothers dog, coz I'm not a flea on yer brothers dog. Brilliant!

NoMeansNo - now

He's had a few shots on her, paid for it the 1st couple of times then was blackmailed the next time.