TONTROOPER

Stop it.

Whatever happened to Duffy? Yes....I am guilty of lust.

Did you HAVE to rain on my parade!

You think THATS bad. I had the chance of a free ticket for the League Cup game against Celtic at Parkhead in 2013. I passed on it since I feared the inevitable pumping. We beat them 0-1 ....and the scorer? One Douglas Imrie.

You could always try Coopers (Gt. Western Road ..200/250 yds up the road from Kelvinbridge subway).If you dont want to use the subway take a N06 Bus from St Vincent St or Hope St. Coopers is a Jags pub normally so its fine.

More of a right w***er!

Ayr's new right back?

Well deserved. Take a bow Sir Dougie.

Delboy will probably be taking in this game since he still has a soft-spot for The 'Ton and is well thought of at Cappielow. Ask him nicely and I'm sure he'll give you a lift down.

Bit harsh that... can think of one recent belter at Tannadice ...

You've such a way with words

emmmm mate.....it was 5

Yeh and I understand that but I (and hopefully YOU) am starting to see a sharp-edge developing ....which is why I'm so pleased young Garrity scored today.

Oh!....I'm shocked!

Cant have escaped your notice how well Lewis MacGregor and Charlie Telfer played last night. Telfer in particular looked like he couldnt be arsed when he was at Cappielow.

A chug? Is this a Fife term of endearment?

I heard Sean the goat missed a sitter today....unlike him

No offence taken but youre offering the same/usual analysis of Morton as most pundits. There's a bit more to us than just physicality!

DUFC demonstrating the importance of establishing an unassailable lead early season....and yes..bar a catastrophic collapse....they have the league sewn up.

Nope. Kirkcaldy ASDA have just announced him as their new under-manager.

I'll let you know what I decided on Tuesday

Just as a matter of interest... would you care to elaborate on what exactly you mean by " how I'd want a team with their players to play? "

Now... I have a decision to make:- 1) Should I uncork the 12yr old Methylated fallin' doon juice ... OR 2) Uncork the 12 yr old Methylated fallin' doon juice . I'll abide by the majority verdict. #egg shaped game latest : Wales 0 - Scotland 20 This day just keeps getting better!

Truth be known...I dont like to see anyone lose their job....its his income after all but this performance hasnt exactly enhanced his job retention prospects.