Andy Dufresne

The guy is a dick

Jason Wade-You Belong To Me

You can just imagine his bedside manner. Monster-For fucks sake women just push will you i have beer in the fridge

Gone to the big lake in the sky

I dropped my phone in my nieces paddling pool

Salty if you liked the film then read the book I agree with you 100% it is a fantastic film

Falkirk council bin men are a bunch of lazy b*****ds

Fish : Gentleman's Excuse me

RATM - Bullet in the Head

The Skids-Into The Valley Even for fifers that was a great tune

Lifehouse - From Where You Are

Hootie And The Blowfish-Only Wanna Be With You

I have an Astra (05 plate) It is an oil preasure switch fault on the Z16XEP engine I wasn't aware of any fault until Vauxhall wrote to me.

My car has to go back to Vauxhall for a safety recall

I know what you are going through HGG,My wifes ex partner is a dick when it comes to his daughter.He was supposed to pick her up tonight but suprise suprise he was busy at work for the 2nd week in a row. The best one he has came away with was that his daughter can't come to his work anymore(He is a chef in his mums resturant)as he doesn't have a license for children What resturant doesn't have license to have children????

Mos Def and Massive Attack- I Against I

Marillion - Script For A Jester's Tear

My daughter could not sit her driving test this morning as the bloody examiners were on strike

I really really hate gardening I was using the strimmer this afternoon and a bit of the cord broke off and hit me on my face leaving me with a nasty cut

Well i suggest you go to Dave +1 as Bottom live 3 is on right now

Rod Stewart & Amy Belle- I don't wanna talk about it..

RATM-Killing In The Name Of

My divorce was straight forward apart from my ex wife wanting half of my pension,I said fine you can half of no pension if you want

On Call-KOL Opps sorry wrong thread

I our fridge for tomorrows breakfast we have square and round sausage