Andy Dufresne

Opps sorry

I am sure Monster will watch the kids and let you nip out

I got divorced earlier this year after being seperated for 7 years,It cost me £800 just to sign bits of paper And what now?I am getting married next year

Even better get 2 Tennents and 1 1664 which is fantastic value

ACDC-Highway To Hell

Barry White-My First,My Last,My Everything

She really does have a wonderful voice

Barry White-Never Gonna Give You Up

I know how you feel,We got broken into 2 years ago whilst on holiday.Thay are scum of the earth and i hope they all die a horrible painful death

Metallica-Until It Sleeps

She is fine but in a lot of pain,Thanks for asking.

My missus got taken into hospital today and with no casualty dept in Falkirk she had to go to Stirling,My work moaned because i left to take her and i had to go back after she had been discharged although i had only 1 drop left to do and i could have done it tomorrow.

Shit i didn't know you were from Dunipace I am very very sorry

What say i come and shot you Well i am from Falkirk

You evil git

My kids dog is the same,She is shit scared of fireworks.

Metallica-One

Rat Pack-Mack The Knife

Dean Martin-Ain't That A Kick In The Head

RATM-Killing In The Name Of

Lloyd Cole-Rattlesnakes

The Jam-Dreams Of Children

That is a shite notice period for any buisness

I bought a new car last week and there was a small fault with it,The battery light came on sometimes and stayed on.The garage came and picked it up and claim they fixed it,Guess what it has came on again twice today. I am not paying £7000 for a car and that happening with the first few days of owning it.

Iron Maiden-Number Of The Beast