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I wear these about the house
13's before smart arses start
And it's due to athletes foot I don't know do socks
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Have booked a trip to God's country on Sunday.
Will be singing Caledonia for the week1 -
But one joke about calling room service so she can jump out naked and maskless and that's what triggered them.....
Strange bunch.
Maybe it's all the heat, spiders, snakes and sharks addling their brains.
To be absolutely fair to the Australians, if Katie Hopkins was threatening to jump out naked at you, you would want her on the first plane far far far away from you.
She's crazy but not the fun type of crazy1 -
Je ne comprende pas francais, en anglais sil vous plait
So not a fete accompli then?0 -
She wants to make a cherry tomato and cheese pasta bake.
Gives me a list and the shop had no feta cheese.
Phone her from car to say going to be another 20 mins going to another shop.
She replied oh any other cheese would have done, I said for fuxxakes there was loads of mozzarella.
Na, not that that one.
Jesus fucking wept0 -
I thought Mr nimbus should have been played by Jeff goldblum,
The captain planet piss take was sort of spot on what would happen if you gave an eco warrior super powers.
The sperm one appears to be aiming at the lowest baseline in the fan base.
I'm interested enough to see where they want this to go, it's obvious they are trying to avoid fan appeasement by going bat crap insane, I seriously expect the last episode to be just rick watching cable and its the episodes0 -
she drives a Toyota Aygo
So named for when stuck behind one that's what you are screaming at it4 -
Just arrange to do something you don't like and plan to use it not being finished as an excuse then watch the fucker finish 5 mins earlyYeah it's not that. I'm heartened that it's not just my machine being a wee dick.
It stays on a number for absolutely ages - like it knows I'm watching it.1 -
Aye.. Well I had booked it in to replace its mass air flow sensor as its died so the add on of needing to replace the key so I didn't have to explain why you had to use a knife to start it and to lock and unlock so you can see when you were hitting the sweet spot.I said that after the first one I had. Bought another a few years later, all it did was reinforce that view. Stupid mistake.
So 180 before it even goes in.
Have decided to skip getting the rear right window motor being replaced at this point as its only the 3 year old who sits there and he's a dick for playing with the buttons (override lock in front, did not spare the motor).
In short, renaults are shite0 -
Kirk Broadfoot...'' A player of limited intellectual ability ''
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Key card not detected in renault, no spare and have been jimmying the card with a knife to get it detected. 180 at least to replace.
In case it's never been mentioned before, do not buy a Renault, nothing but pain, misery and more pain2 -
In a country with piss poor social health care, could you imagine how they'd do if they had something like the NHS?I love 'Muricans.
Be rocket boarding trying to hit each other with roman candles.
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Watching England Germany in the kitchen via sky go on xbox, the channel signal gets blurry for a few minutes (checked other channels, just the football went wonky)
She says, oh it's like they are filming it with a camera..
Not sure how else they would be doing it tbpfhwy1 -
I noted the previous interest towards irelands plan.
As someone who lives here I think I need to expand.
Moving the goalposts from 5th for indoor pints and dinner to 19th and only if fully vaccined.
At this moment the over 50s got mainly the moderna. So a good chunk of them need the second vax.
Also, only in the last week 35-39 were invited for first pfizer.
That means, under the new rules, half the buggers over 50 are waiting the second vax and those under 40 are at least waiting first. If not second.
Yet the staff to serve you will be nowhere near the age group for the first.
The Irish version of first minister is known as mehole...
And his opposition is leo the leak.
To be brutally honest, they have put too much trust in NPHET whose previous predictons are similar to trusting van vossen on a one on one
In positive news, second pfizer dated 7th. Work Mon to Fri so I will be back at pub on first weekend I'm allowed0 -
The got you all shook up?These puns should be return(ed) to sender.0 -
Was not aware or more likely do not recall.I think this discussion might have already taken place on P&B, with the general agreement that Frank's Buffalo is not of the required standard.
If pour the bottle over the wings in the oven and pour sauce into a bowl after 20 mins or so, it seems fairly hot then.
I've never had an issue with it tbh. But the thought of 50/50 butter to sauce gives me the fearInteresting. Frank's Buffalo is below par but buffalo sauce made with Frank's hot sauce is good?
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You are aware Frank's do a buffalo sauce?Buffalo wings are ridiculously easy to make at home. Buy a bottle of frank’s hot sauce for about £1.50 in Tesco and mix it 50-50 with butter then pour it over chicken wings.
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Pie and bravril, nae change from the usual tits and fanny's that are posting..
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That in heels...**** in heels could be an gruesome version of Drag Race.
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Got my first pfizer ahead of my age group yesterday and given a return date of 7 July (18 days).
I asked the doctor administering it (he's my gp) why so soon and apparently its due to fear of the delta variant and they are wanting as many people as they can to get at least one if not both before international travel resumes.
I'm in Ireland and we are slowly gaining on scotland.
Indoor pubs here from 5th July.0 -
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Got to love that name translation
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Manny duku on 1 year deal
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OM gee not the name I heard.Two decades a star, London born, in his 30s.
There's a certain rapper called Doctor Purple or something like that fits the bill...
Though the name I saw mentioned is Essex born.
Another name, well if the first idea does not work you could always go with then second idea, a b plan if you will0
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