Addie

Can I have a cream egg please?

That's very kind to offer your welcome, but as an ex serviceman I fear I would be spat upon. :-(

Hello friend. Nearly -1000. Keep up the great work!

the belly is all bought and paid for - can you say the same? Doubt it you tramp.

You ooze gayness.

Thanks my friend, but I have a sensitive nose and despite being rather parcial to bargain hunting in the Forge Market, not a huge fan of the area. You are however always welcome in Gorgie (as long as you renounce your sins of supporting Celtic of course).

and the fact that I cant go to the game tonight. This makes me sad.

Kevin. Im no feeling the love ken? Are we no friends no?

Holly mother of all fucks!!! Minus 297 from minus 191 in the space of just 4 days????? You seriously need to ditch those Mhanky roots Kevin. See you at Fir Park on Sunday (in the away end) you will love the new Revolution Our Savious Vladimir has planned.

Holly mother of Christ! -191???? Tae think how much worse it would be if I wasnt your bestest pal ever?? Seriously, you need to cross over from the dark side and better yourself Kevin.

Can I be your friend please?

Hello Friend. Im afraid even Mother Teressa and Ghandi couldnt enhance your rep on here, but Im sure once you convert to the Famous Maroon, you will gain more Green Dots.

This forum is a poorer place without you Kev.

Kev - you have been quiet today...I have missed your words of wisdom.

Hello friend.