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  1. Addie

    Anyone have a spare wheelie bin they can give me?

    1. peeeel

      peeeel

      No sorry, I filled mine using the shower today, makes a cracking hot tub!

    2. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      I'm using mine to store spare wigs, sorry

    3. Aubrey Maturin

      Aubrey Maturin

      Just borrow somebody's when they are on holiday.

  2. Addie

    I wish British Patriot would stop cyber bullying me. I am an auld man after all. :(

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    2. Johnny van Axeldongen

      Johnny van Axeldongen

      ~British Bully~

    3. Addie

      Addie

      BP still wants to come round my house and bully me. All I want to do is be his friend. :(

    4. AberdeenBud

      AberdeenBud

      Watch out, he'll set the Union Bears on you. :-)

  3. Addie

    She's a maniac, maniac on the dancefloor!!!

    1. ForeverSinging

      ForeverSinging

  4. Addie

    What do you get if you cross Nigel Farage, Hitler and Nick Griffin?

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    2. AberdeenBud

      AberdeenBud

      AWRA/ BP?

    3. AberdeenBud

      AberdeenBud

      Surely there's a wee bit of Big Hoose Guy thrown in there as well?

    4. ForeverSinging

      ForeverSinging

      A moustachioed, boss-eyed german who hates europe and is of french origin

  5. Addie

    AM FEELIN AWW EMOSHUNAL RITE NOO YAAAAAAAAAASSSS

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    2. SodjesSixteenIncher

      SodjesSixteenIncher

      aw wats up huni? txt me l8r bbz xx

    3. Big Rob

      Big Rob

      Emotional* U rlly need ti work on yer spelling, m8!

    4. Addie

      Addie

      MA SPELLIN IS FINE YA FANNY. AM EXPRESSIN MA EMOSHUNS THE WAY A LIKE TAE. YAAAAAASSSSS

  6. Addie

    Just ripped the heel of my shoe off by accident. I only bought the fuckers on Saturday morning!!! Seething beyond words right now!!!!1111!!!!

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      *They're

    3. Addie

      Addie

      My Dunlops have a lifetime GARENTEEEE YAAAAASSSS

    4. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      Cannae beat a pair of Dougies

  7. Addie

    I've never had a dream come true, til the day that I found you...

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    2. AMMjag

      AMMjag

      Steps <3

    3. lanky_ffc

      lanky_ffc

      Ain't no party like an S Club party

    4. Addie

      Addie

      Don't stop movin'

  8. Addie

    Oh dear Hibs - not the best cup record is it?

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    2. Aubrey Maturin

      Aubrey Maturin

      Yes watching them get pumped in finals is pleasing.

    3. jagfox

      jagfox

      Did Queen Victoria not die the last time Hibs won the cup? Was also end of the Boer War!

    4. Addie

      Addie

      The last time Hibs won the cup, Granny Danger was still a young lad.

  9. Addie

    Good news S Club fans - the tour continues with a 18th Aug date in York. See you all there!

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      Maybe we could arrange a P&B night out to celebrate the event?

    3. Aubrey Maturin

      Aubrey Maturin

      Well we have our own barge as a venue.

    4. Addie

      Addie

      We could invite S Club to the barge party - that would be glorious. #peemyselfwithexcitement

  10. Addie

    Good Evening Kind Sir. Would you be kind enough to offer me an explanation as to why you avoid my direct question regarding your favourite S Club 7 member please? I find the coriography and the way they all hit the high notes in tracks 'Reach' and 'Don't Stop Moving' to make this decision every so difficult so I can understand your hesitation. However I do require an answer soon please. This is mainly due to your age and (no disrespect) time is knocking on for you. Ki...

  11. Addie

    Well done to Paul Hartley on leading Alloa to another promotion.

  12. Addie

    Bad news Vale fans. Wick are leading the mighty Vale by 3 goals to one. However there is time to bring it back to 4-3. Big teams always come back.

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    2. DomDom

      DomDom

      Lisandro probably came up with the Pride of the Clyde thing. This gives you an idea of what you're working with here.

    3. Addie

      Addie

      I don't believe you - Pride of the Clyde was my best friend and he would never betray me like this. :(

    4. Lisandro

      Lisandro

      The f**k is a Pride of the Clyde?

  13. Addie

    RIP Kevin1916. I am so sorry to see that your latest funny alias died a very swift death. Thoughts are with you and your tranny. I shall think of you both whilst I drink my slimfast tonight. :(

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      Which one of the two basket cases was he?

    2. Addie

      Addie

      He was Hearts 0 - Celtic 4, Kevin1916 and today for just three posts and a trolling thread only....Boruc1916. Gone but not forgotten.

    3. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      This saddens me

  14. Addie

    Hello friend. Welcome to P&B.

  15. Addie

    Good Morning Deveronvale fans! How do you all feel about last nights 1-1 draw with Keith?

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      That comments cuts deep Gordon. #mypubhasjustletyougo

    3. Lyle Lanley

      Lyle Lanley

      Away the Vale!

    4. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Away ra 'bot!

  16. Addie

    Just kicked out some guy from my pub in Paisley who randomly offering his 'services to me' with a wink and a cheeky smile. #disturbingscenes

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    2. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      Offer still stands ;)

    3. Addie

      Addie

      Fine. He is out with the boys tonight. COme round with that wee black number you had on, but nothing kinky ok?

    4. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      Chastity belts on, boys, this is a potentially dangerous situation

  17. Addie

    I can't find the remote control!!!111!!! Please help me people, this is serious.

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      Still not there. :( This is really causing me distress. I have flogged my butler for his inability to find this. Please help.

    3. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      It was the remote control fairy

    4. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      Bennett: I'm from Bannockburn mate #minted

  18. Addie

    Welcome to my circle of friend on here. However don't be thinking that I will be your dad on here and give you words of wisdom from time to time. tHis is a man's forum and you should think of me as similar Mr Gilbert from The Inbetweeners. Cmon the Vale!!!!111!!!

    1. Green&White Army

      Green&White Army

      Away The Vale! f**k the Buckie! Clachnacuddin are fucking scum too!

  19. Addie

    Hello friend. Are you new to these parts? This is a local forum for local people you know?

  20. Addie

    Welcome back Seamus. The forum hasn't been the same since you ascended to heaven. I take it St Peter's banhammer was enforced there as well?

  21. Addie

    Oh dear. Another bad day in the office for our teeth stained tranny shagger.

  22. Addie

    Another day another step towards relegation beckons for St Mirren.

    1. billyg

      billyg

      WE KNOW

    2. Addie

      Addie

      Unfortunately football lovers we will have to wait until Xmas before St Mirren are relegated now. #sadtimes

  23. Addie

    Alright I take it back - I like pandas now.

    1. vercol36

      vercol36

      Well thank goodness for that. I shall send the good news to Tian Tian and Yang Guang.

  24. Addie

    UR PATTER IS G8 M8. I FEEL OW INTUNE WIT MA IMMOSHUNS IN CAPS AZ WELL. CHEERZ M8.

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    2. Addie

      Addie

      AHHHH KEN MA PATTER IS PURE MEEEEENNNNNTAAALL M8. CANNAE W8 TAE MEET UP AN DRINK HUNNERS O BOTTLES O BUCKFAST. GONNA BE BUZZIN...AHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG PURE MENTAL ME LIKES!!!!!111!!!!!

    3. Addie

      Addie

      Mummy passes on her regards btw. She misses that thing you do with your tongue.

    4. JAGSTROOPER

      JAGSTROOPER

      YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  25. Addie

    Currently drinking Dowe Egberts coffee. Aye nae cheap shite in my household I can tell you.

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    2. SodjesSixteenIncher

      SodjesSixteenIncher

      Two sugars in that bitch. YOLO

    3. hazzi

      hazzi

      need to put the milk in before the water IMO.

    4. Addie

      Addie

      Correct - you can't have burned beans.

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