Lisandro

Flowers from Morrisons, they taste dreadful.

I had steak. Obvs very rare. I like to pick to up and suck the blood from it. It makes me feel like a vampire.

Sometimes, I like to buy boats just to set fire to them.

Is it weird I like to have a mirror at the end of by bath, so that it feels like I am not so lonely in the tub?

Today, I run about 3 miles in circles around my back garden. I put a fake tail on my back and went on all fours and started to try to catch it. I now know hy my dog, Percy, gets tired so easily.

The cats milk. Obvs, from his bowl on the floor. I do this to let the cat know that we are equal in my house. But, so I am not cruel, I gave him my mug of tea. Though he has had difficulty picking up the mug. Silly cat.

Been deleted. Some people just don't "get" art.

Don't want to brag, but it is dece.

Hugo Boss shanghai fashion show was mos defs v.dece

'scust. Looks fucking dreadful.

Trem bants. defs dece

Too long. Keep your insults short please. Thanks in advance.

You are a table leg. Unlucky.